# Bad Pirate Jokes **URL:** \ **Category:** Off-topic\ **Created:** [July 21, 2018, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/bad-pirate-jokes/2941 "2018-07-21T12:11:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![yrface](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/yrface/32/11793_2.png) [@yrface](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/yrface)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2018, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/bad-pirate-jokes/2941/1 "2018-07-21T12:11:05Z")
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!! šŸ¤£ ---
**Author:** ![Ricardo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/ricardo/32/497_2.png) [@Ricardo](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Ricardo)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2018, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/bad-pirate-jokes/2941/2 "2018-07-21T12:20:04Z")
One in Spanish: En una obra de teatro un niƱo le pregunta a su padre: - ĀæPor quĆ© le tiras tierra al pirata en los ojos? - Porque el pirata ha gritado: Ā”tierra a la vista! ---
**Author:** ![Guga](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/guga/32/14476_2.png) [@Guga](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Guga)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2018, 5:00pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/bad-pirate-jokes/2941/3 "2018-07-21T17:00:16Z")
Why does @tasse-tee envy the pirate on wheels? Because he does a rolling ahrr. ---
**Author:** ![tasse-tee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/tasse-tee/32/4002_2.png) [@tasse-tee](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/tasse-tee)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2018, 5:01pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/bad-pirate-jokes/2941/4 "2018-07-21T17:01:25Z")
šŸ˜‚ šŸ‘ šŸ‘ ---
**Author:** ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2018, 5:03pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/bad-pirate-jokes/2941/5 "2018-07-21T17:03:06Z")
Welcome back! šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![yrface](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/yrface/32/11793_2.png) [@yrface](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/yrface)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2018, 11:47pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/bad-pirate-jokes/2941/6 "2018-07-21T23:47:12Z")
A Pirate Captain walks into a bar dragging behind him a steering wheel tied to his testicles. The barkeep gives him a drink and says ā€œWhatā€™s with the steering wheel?ā€ _Yar, itā€™s drivinā€™ me nuts!_ ---
**Author:** ![Someone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b77776/32.png) [@Someone](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Someone)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 12:26am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/bad-pirate-jokes/2941/7 "2018-07-22T00:26:52Z")
(btw: Do we have these Larry test questions for new forum users? More and more of our posts arenā€™t suitable for kids as it seems ā€¦ šŸ˜‰ ) ---
**Author:** ![Someone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b77776/32.png) [@Someone](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Someone)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 12:32am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/bad-pirate-jokes/2941/8 "2018-07-22T00:32:04Z")
What does a pirate with a computer? He is pressing the ā€œEnterā€ button ā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Ema](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/ema/32/14101_2.png) [@Ema](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Ema)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 5:39am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/bad-pirate-jokes/2941/9 "2018-07-22T05:39:08Z")
English galleon, Caribbean Sea. ā€œSir, pirate brigantine at starboard!!ā€ ā€œLetā€™s engage it!!ā€ ā€œOh, wait sirā€¦ the brigantines are three!ā€ ā€œDonā€™t panic man. Thatā€™s why my uniform jacket is red. I might stain it with my blood, but I will fight till the end!!ā€ ā€œOh, captain, sir. More ships approaching. Itā€™s an entire pirate fleetā€ ā€œDonā€™t panic man. Thatā€™s why my uniform pants are brownā€¦ā€ ---
**Author:** ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/bad-pirate-jokes/2941/10 "2018-07-22T08:41:45Z")
So, there was this bakery that had this really bad rodent infection andā€¦ Oh, sorry I thought this was abouot pie rat jokes! ---
**Author:** ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/bad-pirate-jokes/2941/11 "2018-07-22T08:44:57Z")
Three goddamn bloody stupid men enter this really shitty awful bar that I hate so much andā€¦ No, sorryā€¦this also isnĀ“t about irate jokesā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Someone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b77776/32.png) [@Someone](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Someone)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/bad-pirate-jokes/2941/12 "2018-07-22T10:37:44Z")
I was just about to make a joke about a rat running in a circle - a pi rat. But then I decided not to post it. ---
**Author:** ![yrface](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/yrface/32/11793_2.png) [@yrface](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/yrface)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/bad-pirate-jokes/2941/13 "2018-07-22T11:39:06Z")
> [@Someone](#): > > More and more of our posts arenā€™t suitable for kids as it seems ā€¦ šŸ˜‰ _Your **face** _ isnā€™t suitable for childrenā€¦ šŸ˜œ ---
**Author:** ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/bad-pirate-jokes/2941/14 "2018-07-22T11:40:57Z")
@Someone seems to be really concerned for that obviously huge focus group of kindergarteners and schoolkids that are into 30 year old pĀ“nĀ“c adventure games. šŸ¤” ---
**Author:** ![yrface](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/yrface/32/11793_2.png) [@yrface](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/yrface)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/bad-pirate-jokes/2941/15 "2018-07-22T11:48:07Z")
> [@milanfahrnholz](#): > > obviously huge focus group of kindergarteners and schoolkids that are into 30 year old pĀ“nĀ“c adventure games. šŸ¤” Yeah, they seem to be more into parodying songs, replacing any given lyric with the word poop, than reading this forum. šŸ’© ---
**Author:** ![Someone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b77776/32.png) [@Someone](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Someone)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/bad-pirate-jokes/2941/16 "2018-07-22T11:58:24Z")
> [@yrface](#): > > _Your **face** _ isnā€™t suitable for childrenā€¦ Indeed. I have a gun license for it. šŸ˜œ > [@milanfahrnholz](#): > > @Someone seems to be really concerned for that obviously huge focus group of kindergarteners and schoolkids that are into 30 year old pĀ“nĀ“c adventure games. šŸ¤” Absolutely right! And donā€™t forget the many kids @ZakPhoenixMcKracken has introduced (and will be introducing) to TWP! ---
**Author:** ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/bad-pirate-jokes/2941/17 "2018-07-22T12:03:08Z")
TBH I donĀ“t think I could possibly even be half as potty mouthed as the average 12 year old, but that may be just fuckinĀ“meā€¦šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø ---
**Author:** ![yrface](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/yrface/32/11793_2.png) [@yrface](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/yrface)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/bad-pirate-jokes/2941/18 "2018-07-22T12:05:00Z")
> [@milanfahrnholz](#): > > that may be just fuckinĀ“meā€¦ :ransome: Hey, watch your fuckinā€™ language! ---
**Author:** ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/bad-pirate-jokes/2941/19 "2018-07-22T12:05:50Z")
Well ex-fucking-cuse meeee! ---
**Author:** ![ZakPhoenixMcKracken](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/zakphoenixmckracken/32/41_2.png) [@ZakPhoenixMcKracken](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/ZakPhoenixMcKracken)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 3:31pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/bad-pirate-jokes/2941/20 "2018-07-22T15:31:53Z")
> [@Someone](#): > > Absolutely right! And donā€™t forget the many kids @ZakPhoenixMcKracken has introduced (and will be introducing) to TWP! I will tomorrow, with six 9yo boys (including the one which already knows TWP) [Next page](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/bad-pirate-jokes/2941.md?page=2)