# Personal statistics

**URL:** https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/personal-statistics/2817
**Category:** Site Feedback
**Created:** [June 17, 2018, 2:53pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/personal-statistics/2817 "2018-06-17T14:53:14Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3

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### Author: ![tasse-tee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/tasse-tee/32/4002_2.png) [@tasse-tee](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/tasse-tee)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2018, 4:02pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/personal-statistics/2817/41 "2018-06-17T16:02:37Z")

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> [@milanfahrnholz](#):
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> the tasse-tee skirt-hunt

Ummmm, the tasse-tee what now? 😐  
_backs away slowly_

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### Author: ![Ema](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/ema/32/14101_2.png) [@Ema](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Ema)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2018, 4:03pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/personal-statistics/2817/42 "2018-06-17T16:03:20Z")

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Skirt-hunt?

Huh, that’s coarse.

It’s all about LOVE, here!!!

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### Author: ![Ema](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/ema/32/14101_2.png) [@Ema](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Ema)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2018, 4:03pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/personal-statistics/2817/43 "2018-06-17T16:03:55Z")

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Please dear, don’t listen to that bad guy…

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### Author: ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2018, 4:04pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/personal-statistics/2817/44 "2018-06-17T16:04:27Z")

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> [@Someone](#):
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> Ahem.

Ahem, ahem:

_“Oh, please come to northern germany tasse-tee, we can have ourselves a lovely day at the Freizeitpark!” 😚 😘_ "

> [@tasse-tee](#):
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> backs away slowly

RUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!

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### Author: ![Ema](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/ema/32/14101_2.png) [@Ema](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Ema)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2018, 4:05pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/personal-statistics/2817/45 "2018-06-17T16:05:14Z")

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> /edit: Maybe that’s the cause: We aren’t married…?

Ehm, pardon me. You mean with each other?!

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### Author: ![tasse-tee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/tasse-tee/32/4002_2.png) [@tasse-tee](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/tasse-tee)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2018, 4:05pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/personal-statistics/2817/46 "2018-06-17T16:05:53Z")

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And by the way, you totally _are_ involved 😉  
I’ve got plenty of evi- …I mean, examples.

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### Author: ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/personal-statistics/2817/47 "2018-06-17T16:06:45Z")

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> [@tasse-tee](#):
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> And by the way, you totally _are_ involved

Pah, that maybe wishful thinking on _your_ part, missy! 😏

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### Author: ![Someone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b77776/32.png) [@Someone](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Someone)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2018, 4:07pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/personal-statistics/2817/48 "2018-06-17T16:07:08Z")

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> [@milanfahrnholz](#):
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> Ahem, ahem:

Seems that I’m getting too old for this forum … 😉

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### Author: ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2018, 4:07pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/personal-statistics/2817/49 "2018-06-17T16:07:55Z")

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> [@Someone](#):
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> Seems that I’m getting too old for this forum … 😉

No, the cool kids still do it like that these days…so I hear.

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### Author: ![Someone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b77776/32.png) [@Someone](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Someone)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2018, 4:11pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/personal-statistics/2817/50 "2018-06-17T16:11:06Z")

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> [@milanfahrnholz](#):
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> No, the cool kids still do it like that these days…so I hear.

You mean, I should post things like “Hey, bitch you are so cool, babe.”? But I can’t do that!

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### Author: ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2018, 4:12pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/personal-statistics/2817/51 "2018-06-17T16:12:11Z")

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> [@Someone](#):
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> You mean, I should post things like “Hey, bitch you are so cool, babe.”? But I can’t do that!

Don´t digress from your obvious intentions, man!

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### Author: ![Someone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b77776/32.png) [@Someone](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Someone)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2018, 4:14pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/personal-statistics/2817/52 "2018-06-17T16:14:10Z")

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> [@milanfahrnholz](#):
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> Don´t digress from your obvious intentions, man!

So what about “hey, babe, I love you, babe. And if you love me too, babe, give me a smile!”

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### Author: ![Ema](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/ema/32/14101_2.png) [@Ema](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Ema)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2018, 4:15pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/personal-statistics/2817/53 "2018-06-17T16:15:24Z")

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Anyway, @tasse-tee and I were having a nice time here, before you all came to take the wind out of my sails…  
Did that fish in the bowl pay you to look out for opponents?  
😉

Oh, he’s back 🙄

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### Author: ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2018, 4:16pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/personal-statistics/2817/54 "2018-06-17T16:16:38Z")

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> [@Someone](#):
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> So what about “hey, babe, I love you, babe. And if you love me too, babe, give me a smile!”

I said hey babe, take a walk on the wild side and the colored girls go: duh duh duh duhduhduh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh 🎷

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### Author: ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2018, 4:18pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/personal-statistics/2817/55 "2018-06-17T16:18:08Z")

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> [@Ema](#):
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> he’s back

THE MAN BEHIND THE MAAAASK!

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Jgm3I6Gp2Ow/hqdefault.jpg "Alice Cooper He's Back (The Man Behind the Mask) - Friday The 13Th") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jgm3I6Gp2Ow)

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### Author: ![Someone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b77776/32.png) [@Someone](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Someone)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2018, 4:20pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/personal-statistics/2817/56 "2018-06-17T16:20:17Z")

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In fact the correct answer would be: “Hey, babe, I love you too, babe. But you don’t get a smile from me.”

(This is actually from an exercise for actors where one actor must not laugh while the other actor has to make him laugh only with the sentence above.)

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### Author: ![tasse-tee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/tasse-tee/32/4002_2.png) [@tasse-tee](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/tasse-tee)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2018, 4:22pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/personal-statistics/2817/57 "2018-06-17T16:22:01Z")

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I would fail that exercise straight away. Both from hearing it, and saying it 🤣  
At least it doesn’t use “babe” _three_ times 😉

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### Author: ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2018, 4:22pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/personal-statistics/2817/58 "2018-06-17T16:22:28Z")

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Does it involve devouring an entire celery? Because that might just work for me.

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### Author: ![tasse-tee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/tasse-tee/32/4002_2.png) [@tasse-tee](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/tasse-tee)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2018, 4:23pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/personal-statistics/2817/59 "2018-06-17T16:23:17Z")

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> [@Ema](#):
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> Anyway, @tasse-tee and I were having a nice time here, before you all came to take the wind out of my sails…

Quick, while the other two are distracted, let’s hop in this boat and sail away ⛵

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### Author: ![Ema](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/ema/32/14101_2.png) [@Ema](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Ema)
#### Post date: [June 17, 2018, 4:24pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/personal-statistics/2817/60 "2018-06-17T16:24:49Z")

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Ok, jump in.  
Take a deep breath…

PFFFFFFF!!!

Bye bye, losers! 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♂️⛵ 🏝 👩‍❤️‍👨

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