# Ransome like jokes **URL:** \ **Category:** Off-topic\ **Created:** [May 3, 2018, 9:36pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635 "2018-05-03T21:36:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Someone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b77776/32.png) [@Someone](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Someone)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 9:36pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/1 "2018-05-03T21:36:46Z")
Does anybody know a good joke that could be from Ransome? (Black humor appreciated) ---
**Author:** ![Frenzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/frenzie/32/4416_2.png) [@Frenzie](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Frenzie)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/2 "2018-05-04T12:29:51Z")
Hey you, _beeping_ naked dude! Your sausage looks like it went through a full fermentation process! Hey you, the guy with the _beeping_ wrinkly forehead! Your cat called and wants his skin back! ---
**Author:** ![tasse-tee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/tasse-tee/32/4002_2.png) [@tasse-tee](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/tasse-tee)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2018, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/3 "2018-05-08T13:21:00Z")
_Hey you, lady with the sunburn! I see somebody’s already done the roasting for me. Though I don’t suppose you’ve ever seen any sausages in your life!_ 😆 ---
**Author:** ![Sushi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/sushi/32/163_2.png) [@Sushi](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Sushi)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2018, 8:49pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/4 "2018-05-12T20:49:12Z")
:ransome: Hey you, what’s your \*beep\*ing name? @Someone ? I bet that’s short for what your momma said at birth: “someone throw this ugly \*beep\*ing baby in the trash, NOW!?” :ransome: Hey you pretty girl, what’s your name? @tasse-tee ? I’d let you _tastee_ my \*beep\*… if I ever wanted to die from a \*beeping\* STD! :ransome: Hey little fishy, what’s your \*beeping\* name? @Sushi? Go \*beeping\* drown yourself! I know Carney Joe does it to your brothers and sisters every month. Flush! Swoosh! ---
**Author:** ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2018, 9:52pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/5 "2018-05-12T21:52:51Z")
> [@Sushi](#): > > pretty girl Masking that as Ransome insult. Smooth! 👍 ---
**Author:** ![tasse-tee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/tasse-tee/32/4002_2.png) [@tasse-tee](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/tasse-tee)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2018, 9:55pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/6 "2018-05-12T21:55:55Z")
You’d WHAT?! If you whaaaaaat?! 😂 😂 😂 😂 ---
**Author:** ![Sushi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/sushi/32/163_2.png) [@Sushi](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Sushi)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2018, 9:59pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/7 "2018-05-12T21:59:30Z")
_I_ wouldn’t. It’s Ransome talking, remember? He also insulted _me_, didn’t he? Ok, Doug, time to hand me that shovel of yours again… ---
**Author:** ![tasse-tee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/tasse-tee/32/4002_2.png) [@tasse-tee](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/tasse-tee)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2018, 10:05pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/8 "2018-05-12T22:05:38Z")
> [@Sushi](#): > > Ok, Dough, time to hand me that shovel of yours again… You’d best get [_diggin’!_](https://storage.googleapis.com/assets.thimbleweedpark.com/wavs/Diggin1.wav) 😄 ---
**Author:** ![Sushi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/sushi/32/163_2.png) [@Sushi](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Sushi)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2018, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/9 "2018-05-12T22:22:11Z")
> [@tasse-tee](#): > > > [@Sushi](#): > > > > Ok, Doug, time to hand me that shovel of yours again… > > You’d best get [_diggin’!_](https://storage.googleapis.com/assets.thimbleweedpark.com/wavs/Diggin1.wav) 😄 Well, I’m certainly diggin’ you! 😊 #cheesycomebacks ---
**Author:** ![Frenzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/frenzie/32/4416_2.png) [@Frenzie](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Frenzie)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2018, 6:01pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/10 "2018-05-20T18:01:15Z")
Hey you, the ugly brown fish! Your _beeping_ claw hand will strangle you if you keep on _beeping_ yourself with it! ---
**Author:** ![anon36378415](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bcef8e/32.png) [@anon36378415](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/anon36378415)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 3:28am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/11 "2018-07-14T03:28:27Z")
> [@Someone](#): > > Does anybody know a good joke that could be from Ransome? (Black humor appreciated) He doesn’t do jokes just points at people and goes, your fat, your ugly you’re a \*\*\*\*. Not exactly jokes. ---
**Author:** ![Sushi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/sushi/32/163_2.png) [@Sushi](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Sushi)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 6:07am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/12 "2018-07-14T06:07:53Z")
> [@anon36378415](#): > > He doesn’t do jokes just points at people and goes, your fat, your ugly you’re a \*\*\*\*. Not exactly jokes. :ransome: _\*beeeep\* youuu!!!_ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Guga](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/guga/32/14476_2.png) [@Guga](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Guga)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2018, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/15 "2018-07-15T13:12:02Z")
> [@anon36378415](#): > > He doesn’t do jokes just points at people and goes, your fat, your ugly you’re a \*\*\*\*. Not exactly jokes. :ransome: _Yeah? What do you know about being funny?_ (actual Ransome quote, bonus points if you can tell when and to whom it is said) ---
**Author:** ![ZakPhoenixMcKracken](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/zakphoenixmckracken/32/41_2.png) [@ZakPhoenixMcKracken](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/ZakPhoenixMcKracken)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2018, 6:12pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/17 "2018-07-15T18:12:57Z")
Ransome is so cute… ![20180715_201143](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/uploads/thimbleweedpark/original/2X/7/7e51e47dc033111aeac8dd7e3fa7eef268ac8762.jpg) … when he’s sleeping!!! ---
**Author:** ![tasse-tee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/tasse-tee/32/4002_2.png) [@tasse-tee](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/tasse-tee)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2018, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/18 "2018-07-15T19:03:16Z")
I might be going crazy, but it looks like it says “Hi” in his fur! 😲 ![hello-fur](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/uploads/thimbleweedpark/original/2X/f/f30cbaf60f29e725efdaf0e2ddf0ab1c5e962787.jpg) Oh, look what thread we’re in… :ransome: _Hey mini-me! Why don’t you try actually talking to the girl cats instead of saying hello with your ass?!_ ---
**Author:** ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2018, 7:04pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/19 "2018-07-15T19:04:31Z")
> [@tasse-tee](#): > > I might be going crazy I think you are. > [@tasse-tee](#): > > but it looks like it says “Hi” in his fur I think it does. > [@tasse-tee](#): > > _instead of saying hello with your ass?!_ 😂 ---
**Author:** ![Sushi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/sushi/32/163_2.png) [@Sushi](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Sushi)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2018, 7:20pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/20 "2018-07-15T19:20:44Z")
I see a complete Ransome in that fur pattern! 🤪 ![image](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/uploads/thimbleweedpark/original/2X/a/ab2c071cba7e1a47443ca880e12cecd01a7b9243.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Sushi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/sushi/32/163_2.png) [@Sushi](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Sushi)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2018, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/21 "2018-07-15T19:29:07Z")
Or even this guy (Domino from GF) ![image](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/uploads/thimbleweedpark/original/2X/7/7c4fe6818574414cab77ddca407c0084eefa229b.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![tasse-tee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/tasse-tee/32/4002_2.png) [@tasse-tee](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/tasse-tee)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2018, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/22 "2018-07-15T19:29:27Z")
> [@Sushi](#): > > I see a complete Ransome in that fur pattern! > 🤪 Whoa, now I see it too!!! ---
**Author:** ![Sushi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/sushi/32/163_2.png) [@Sushi](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Sushi)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2018, 7:32pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/23 "2018-07-15T19:32:18Z")
> [@tasse-tee](#): > > Whoa, now I see it too!!! and now you can’t _unsee_ it anymore… now on the other hand, I also can see a part of Simba’s head or one of the aristocats in here ![image](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/uploads/thimbleweedpark/original/2X/f/fa0dd768bc0967c66a9962f9e7b526eeb8caa669.jpg) so I am probably just imagining things! 😉 [Next page](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635.md?page=2)