# Ransome like jokes **URL:** \ **Category:** Off-topic\ **Created:** [May 3, 2018, 9:36pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635 "2018-05-03T21:36:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![tasse-tee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/tasse-tee/32/4002_2.png) [@tasse-tee](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/tasse-tee)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2018, 7:38pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/24 "2018-07-15T19:38:11Z")
> [@Sushi](#): > > now on the other hand, I also can see a part of Simba’s head or one of the aristocats in here > > so I am probably just imagining things! Actually, I’m pretty sure you’re correct there. Meanwhile, the brown stripey thing next to Yin / Yang’s butt looks like… well… 💩 ---
**Author:** ![Sushi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/sushi/32/163_2.png) [@Sushi](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Sushi)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2018, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/25 "2018-07-15T19:44:41Z")
> [@tasse-tee](#): > > Meanwhile, the brown stripey thing next to Yin / Yang’s butt looks like… well… 🤦‍♂️ I see a cigar … or one of these ![image](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/uploads/thimbleweedpark/original/2X/f/ffaccb4870835d4d0721e6aa04a529e32d8988fd.jpg) poor kitty! 😅 ---
**Author:** ![tasse-tee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/tasse-tee/32/4002_2.png) [@tasse-tee](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/tasse-tee)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2018, 7:46pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/26 "2018-07-15T19:46:32Z")
> [@Sushi](#): > > or one of these > > poor kitty! 😅 Oh nooooooooooo! 🙀 ---
**Author:** ![ZakPhoenixMcKracken](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/zakphoenixmckracken/32/41_2.png) [@ZakPhoenixMcKracken](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/ZakPhoenixMcKracken)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2018, 9:08pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/27 "2018-07-15T21:08:08Z")
You… Two… Are… Nuts… 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ---
**Author:** ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2018, 9:10pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/28 "2018-07-15T21:10:18Z")
> [@ZakPhoenixMcKracken](#): > > Ransome is so cute… > > ![20180715_201143](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/uploads/thimbleweedpark/original/2X/7/7e51e47dc033111aeac8dd7e3fa7eef268ac8762.jpg) > > … when he’s sleeping!!! ![grafik](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/uploads/thimbleweedpark/original/2X/d/db323b57894c3537f6636cb0ff236656b1fd59c0.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![anon36378415](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bcef8e/32.png) [@anon36378415](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/anon36378415)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2018, 10:26pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/30 "2018-07-15T22:26:19Z")
> [@Guga](#): > > :ransome: _Yeah? What do you know about being funny?_ I’ve written a lot of jokes in my time. I went to uni to study comedy writing and stand up! fact. ---
**Author:** ![Guga](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/guga/32/14476_2.png) [@Guga](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Guga)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 3:55am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/31 "2018-07-16T03:55:23Z")
> [@anon36378415](#): > > stand up You might need to actually stand up, because it seems that the jokes are going over your head 😛 ---
**Author:** ![ZakPhoenixMcKracken](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/zakphoenixmckracken/32/41_2.png) [@ZakPhoenixMcKracken](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/ZakPhoenixMcKracken)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 5:10am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/32 "2018-07-16T05:10:49Z")
Aristocrats, You say? I believe this Ransome will become like… ![clip5](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/uploads/thimbleweedpark/original/2X/2/2e841341a0a8e6edf3b1b5943a89db7b43bf4ba5.gif) ---
**Author:** ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 7:54am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/33 "2018-07-16T07:54:08Z")
Want me to tell an aristocrats joke? 😁 ---
**Author:** ![tasse-tee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/tasse-tee/32/4002_2.png) [@tasse-tee](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/tasse-tee)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 8:15am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/34 "2018-07-16T08:15:00Z")
> [@milanfahrnholz](#): > > Want me to tell an aristocrats joke? 😁 Sure! And in the style of :ransome:, of course! ---
**Author:** ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/35 "2018-07-16T09:52:08Z")
Isn´t that the natura\* of aristcrats jokes, that they are very :ransome: like? 😁 \*hmmm, no I´m not gonna correct that one. ---
**Author:** ![tasse-tee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/tasse-tee/32/4002_2.png) [@tasse-tee](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/tasse-tee)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2018, 9:56am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/36 "2018-07-16T09:56:06Z")
> [@milanfahrnholz](#): > > Isn´t that the natura\* of aristcrats jokes, that they are very :ransome: like? 😁 I can’t say I’ve heard enough of them to know if they are or not. Anyway, go ahead! 😁 ---
**Author:** ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 9:04am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/38 "2018-07-19T09:04:46Z")
I´ve actually been thinking just yesterday of opening a random anecdotes thread. I´ve got sooooo many stories to tell. ---
**Author:** ![Someone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b77776/32.png) [@Someone](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Someone)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/39 "2018-07-19T09:08:13Z")
![Just-do-it-You-know-you-want-to-meme-63118](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/uploads/thimbleweedpark/original/2X/4/4ad45b7e5c1aeea6ac713a8d8406430f8eda9490.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 9:11am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/40 "2018-07-19T09:11:03Z")
Oh, Jean-Luc, how could I say no to you! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Guga](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/guga/32/14476_2.png) [@Guga](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Guga)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 6:27am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/41 "2018-12-03T06:27:54Z")
Today I’ll be doing my MRI scan and a Ransome-like pick-up line came to my mind. _Are you an MRI machine? Because you’re very attractive and I want to be inside you as soon as possible._ ---
**Author:** ![Frenzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/frenzie/32/4416_2.png) [@Frenzie](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Frenzie)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/42 "2018-12-03T10:17:07Z")
> [@Guga](#): > > I want to be inside you as soon as possible Inside an MRI? I mean, knowing the results, sure, but being _in the MRI_? 😛 But perhaps the weird connotations would be something for Ransome… ---
**Author:** ![tasse-tee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/tasse-tee/32/4002_2.png) [@tasse-tee](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/tasse-tee)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2018, 6:09am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635/43 "2018-12-04T06:09:46Z")
> [@Guga](#): > > Because you’re very attractive Heheh, because magnets. 😁 [Previous page](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/ransome-like-jokes/2635.md?page=1)