# Seguso's Adventure Game Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Adventure/Lucasfilm Games\ **Created:** [September 29, 2018, 9:10am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/segusos-adventure-game-thread/3209 "2018-09-29T09:10:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 31
**Author:** ![Ignacio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Ignacio](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Ignacio)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2020, 10:10pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/segusos-adventure-game-thread/3209/609 "2020-03-21T22:10:38Z")
In Spanish we’re used to saying “Me cago en Dios” (literally I shit on God). It would be interesting to know if other languages address God or the Saints while swearing, apart from Italian and Spanish. ---
**Author:** ![seguso](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/seguso/32/1232_2.png) [@seguso](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/seguso)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2020, 10:12pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/segusos-adventure-game-thread/3209/610 "2020-03-21T22:12:15Z")
very interesting… Wait a second… can I make his catch phrase “I sh\*t on God”? No… too vulgar… I need something milder… for the same reason I can’t say “f\*ck you, God”, as I saw in South Park the movie I think… too vulgar… I need something like that, but without naughty words… ---
**Author:** ![Frenzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/frenzie/32/4416_2.png) [@Frenzie](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Frenzie)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2020, 10:21pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/segusos-adventure-game-thread/3209/611 "2020-03-21T22:21:31Z")
> [@seguso](#): > > anyway, what’s more important is to find a kind of swear that reveals illiteracy, typical of rednecks, but understandable by all English speakers… God damn isn’t really something you say in polite company. But I think a stereotypical “redneck” would change it to “dang” because they wouldn’t say damn. How about “kiss my grits”? [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/pN2cfA45mUI/maxresdefault.jpg "Alice | Season 1: Kiss My Grits! | Warner Bros. Entertainment") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN2cfA45mUI&t=45) > [@seguso](#): > > for the same reason I can’t say “f\*ck you, God”, as I saw in South Park the movie I think… too vulgar… I need something like that, but without naughty words… Doesn’t “Damn you, God” fit that bill? It’s exactly the same as “Fuck you, God” except Americans have a rather peculiar relationship with the word fuck. ---
**Author:** ![seguso](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/seguso/32/1232_2.png) [@seguso](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/seguso)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2020, 10:26pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/segusos-adventure-game-thread/3209/612 "2020-03-21T22:26:19Z")
> [@Frenzie](#): > > Doesn’t “Damn you, God” fit that bill? It’s probably the best compromise… yes… I think I’ll pick that one, for now. > [@Frenzie](#): > > How about “kiss my grits”? I’m not capable of judging how it sounds… (the usual problem :)) Probably I was wrong in asking something that reveals illiteracy… I need to rethink what I want , and why it works in Italian 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sushi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/sushi/32/163_2.png) [@Sushi](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Sushi)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2020, 10:33pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/segusos-adventure-game-thread/3209/613 "2020-03-21T22:33:38Z")
How about “(I’ll) suck you, \!” ? He’s a vampire after all, so that’s what he does to people and even saints and gods… ---
**Author:** ![seguso](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/seguso/32/1232_2.png) [@seguso](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/seguso)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2020, 10:35pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/segusos-adventure-game-thread/3209/614 "2020-03-21T22:35:09Z")
> [@Sushi](#): > > suck you, !” ? It really might work! I’ll let it sink a bit… thanks ---
**Author:** ![Sushi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/sushi/32/163_2.png) [@Sushi](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Sushi)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2020, 10:35pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/segusos-adventure-game-thread/3209/615 "2020-03-21T22:35:43Z")
Or just shorter and more powerful: “Suck God!” “Suck the saints!” “Suck you!” 🧛 ---
**Author:** ![seguso](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/seguso/32/1232_2.png) [@seguso](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/seguso)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2020, 10:37pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/segusos-adventure-game-thread/3209/616 "2020-03-21T22:37:00Z")
Exactly! I like it! And what about “mothersucker” in addition to those? ---
**Author:** ![Sushi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/sushi/32/163_2.png) [@Sushi](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Sushi)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2020, 10:38pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/segusos-adventure-game-thread/3209/617 "2020-03-21T22:38:37Z")
🧛 what a mothersucker! :ransome: it’s a \*beeping\* baby, you \*beeping\* weirdo ---
**Author:** ![seguso](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/seguso/32/1232_2.png) [@seguso](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/seguso)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2020, 10:39pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/segusos-adventure-game-thread/3209/618 "2020-03-21T22:39:50Z")
a question: how does “blast” sound? in place of “damn” “blast God and the Angels” I think it’s more polite, and is more or less equivalent to “mannaggia” in italian. I need in particular the final swear, when Dracula (temporarily) turns to dust. what should he scream when he realizes he’s been fooled and he’s turning to dust? “Mothersuckeeeeer” or “Blast God and all the angeeee…” ? ---
**Author:** ![Sushi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/sushi/32/163_2.png) [@Sushi](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Sushi)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2020, 10:43pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/segusos-adventure-game-thread/3209/619 "2020-03-21T22:43:46Z")
> [@seguso](#): > > “Mothersuckeeeeer” That’s the funnier one Or even better: in plural: “Mothersuckeeeeers!” Or just calmly: “ow, suck me…” Note: the only-one-letter-difference is going to give you heaps of troubles with age ratings, for sure. ---
**Author:** ![seguso](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/seguso/32/1232_2.png) [@seguso](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/seguso)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2020, 10:47pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/segusos-adventure-game-thread/3209/620 "2020-03-21T22:47:03Z")
> [@Sushi](#): > > Note: the only-one-letter-difference is going to give you heaps of troubles with age ratings, for sure. I have half-decided to make an (optional ) censored version, because there are themes that are unfit for children anyway… Like , say, the priest … “goodbye, father” “I’m not your father, you’ve been ill informed” “goodbye, father” “I’m not your father. Or, if I am, don’t tell anyone” there are dozens of jokes like this. I want my 7 year old daughter to play the game, so… many jones will be lost, but at least you can play with your kid. ---
**Author:** ![seguso](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/seguso/32/1232_2.png) [@seguso](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/seguso)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2020, 10:48pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/segusos-adventure-game-thread/3209/621 "2020-03-21T22:48:17Z")
> [@Sushi](#): > > That’s the funnier one > > Or even better: in plural: “Mothersuckeeeeers!” Ok, that’s my pick too! Taken. ---
**Author:** ![seguso](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/seguso/32/1232_2.png) [@seguso](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/seguso)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2020, 11:45am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/segusos-adventure-game-thread/3209/622 "2020-03-22T11:45:17Z")
Prisoners 😁 ![sssd](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/uploads/thimbleweedpark/original/2X/a/a3b65ae012396c00485581f56a544026c0d8557c.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Guga](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/guga/32/14476_2.png) [@Guga](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Guga)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2020, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/segusos-adventure-game-thread/3209/623 "2020-03-22T12:02:11Z")
> [@seguso](#): > > audaciously merging a prelude of Richard Wagner with the musical style of Largo’s theme in Monkey2 YOU are the crazy visionary that suggested it. I’m a mere executer. But I’m proud of what came out. Now, if we could attach a dynamo to Wagner’s grave… ---
**Author:** ![kaiman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a698b9/32.png) [@kaiman](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/kaiman)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2020, 1:15pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/segusos-adventure-game-thread/3209/624 "2020-03-22T13:15:40Z")
Peeling potatoes? Oh the horror! ---
**Author:** ![Frenzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/frenzie/32/4416_2.png) [@Frenzie](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Frenzie)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2020, 1:47pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/segusos-adventure-game-thread/3209/625 "2020-03-22T13:47:45Z")
Those bloodsuckers! ---
**Author:** ![seguso](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/seguso/32/1232_2.png) [@seguso](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/seguso)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/segusos-adventure-game-thread/3209/626 "2020-03-22T13:50:16Z")
current progress: if I wanted, with 3 days work (writing some missing dialogues and translating) I could make you all play part 1… (without cutscene illustrations…) ![immagine](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/uploads/thimbleweedpark/original/2X/4/4b884d7a687721865f725d8f005392bd09a381ce.jpeg) But I prefer to move on to illustrating part 2… and give you a polished thing in a few months 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![seguso](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/seguso/32/1232_2.png) [@seguso](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/seguso)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2020, 7:17pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/segusos-adventure-game-thread/3209/627 "2020-03-22T19:17:21Z")
Edited: ![dracula-stairs-3](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/uploads/thimbleweedpark/original/2X/5/5ea701bfac5c50fb51fdd97399b56cdadbe6b69f.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Frenzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/frenzie/32/4416_2.png) [@Frenzie](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Frenzie)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/segusos-adventure-game-thread/3209/628 "2020-03-22T19:26:48Z")
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