# The (almost) Real Transcript Podcast #68 (off-topic again) **URL:** \ **Category:** Podcasts\ **Created:** [April 5, 2018, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-almost-real-transcript-podcast-68-off-topic-again/2533 "2018-04-05T13:04:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![PiecesOfKate](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/piecesofkate/32/93_2.png) [@PiecesOfKate](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/PiecesOfKate)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 9:48pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-almost-real-transcript-podcast-68-off-topic-again/2533/21 "2018-04-05T21:48:10Z")
> [@milanfahrnholz](#): > > Why would anyone want to poop on my head? Actually it said ‘into’ 😐 Maybe through an ear? Ew. > [@Someone](#): > > For our English speaking friends: I guess you lose the poo-poo reference with the English version. Which makes the illustration a bit random. > [@Someone](#): > > btw: I thought the same - that @Sushi made a reference to @PiecesOfKate I assumed @Sushi was talking about the actual spellchecker, but @milanfahrnholz made a joke about it being about me. ---
**Author:** ![Someone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b77776/32.png) [@Someone](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Someone)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 9:51pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-almost-real-transcript-podcast-68-off-topic-again/2533/22 "2018-04-05T21:51:07Z")
> [@PiecesOfKate](#): > > I guess you lose the poo-poo reference with the English version. Which makes the illustration a bit random. Yes, I thought the same. 🙂 > [@PiecesOfKate](#): > > I assumed @Sushi was talking about the actual spellchecker, but @milanfahrnholz made a joke about it being about me. Now I’m confused. 🙂 (I really, really shouldn’t browse the forum while working…) ---
**Author:** ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 10:07pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-almost-real-transcript-podcast-68-off-topic-again/2533/23 "2018-04-05T22:07:02Z")
> [@PiecesOfKate](#): > > Maybe through an ear? Ew. You´re really have a thing with ears and gross things, haven´t you? > [@PiecesOfKate](#): > > I guess you lose the poo-poo reference with the English version. Which makes the illustration a bit random. But I guess it might be the best possible translation. In both languages it seems to be the most polite way to phrase it, but english doesn´t seem to have a phrase that also specifies the place where it was dun on? At least I can´t think of one off the top of my head (near-pun not intended). > [@Someone](#): > > Now I’m confused. I think it means no one is right…and no one is wrong… 🤷‍♂️ ---
**Author:** ![Sushi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/sushi/32/163_2.png) [@Sushi](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Sushi)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 11:54pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-almost-real-transcript-podcast-68-off-topic-again/2533/24 "2018-04-05T23:54:15Z")
> [@milanfahrnholz](#): > > But I meant and have always written popped and not pooped? Exactly! That’s where autocorrect makes it look as if you wrote stuff you never intended to. All the more embarrassing! Phones’ autocorrects are especially notorious in this respect. Anyway… that children’s book about the mole just got a very PC title in English. Hence not funny. I bet this clown could come up with a better title. Take it away, Mr. R. ! (WARNING: bad language coming up) :ransome: “So which of you fuckers took a fuckin’ shit on my head? Fucking crap!!!” Answer (spoiler): it was the [assbadger](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-most-ridiculous-english-swear-word/2471/6) ---
**Author:** ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 11:58pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-almost-real-transcript-podcast-68-off-topic-again/2533/25 "2018-04-05T23:58:05Z")
> [@Sushi](#): > > Phones’ autocorrects are especially notorious in this respect. Yeah, the autocorrect of Nokia was infamous for turning the name “Maxi” into the word “Nazi”… And I could totally see Ransome in that story! 💩 :ransome: ---
**Author:** ![tasse-tee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/tasse-tee/32/4002_2.png) [@tasse-tee](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/tasse-tee)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 5:06am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-almost-real-transcript-podcast-68-off-topic-again/2533/26 "2018-04-06T05:06:50Z")
> [@Sushi](#): > > Answer (spoiler): it was the assbadger 😮 Most certainly _not!!_ Didn’t you listen to the song? “Wombles are _tidy_ and Wombles are _clean!_” Here, you’d better listen to [another song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmDjY6NZi2Y) so you don’t forget. (my favourite!) ---
**Author:** ![Sushi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/sushi/32/163_2.png) [@Sushi](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Sushi)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 6:33am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-almost-real-transcript-podcast-68-off-topic-again/2533/27 "2018-04-06T06:33:34Z")
> [@tasse-tee](#): > > 😮 Most certainly not!! I was referring to your fav #4, but hey nice Wombly (Womblishly?) insert there! Or did the Wombles feature an \*\*\*badger? I didn’t know about that show. Like you probably never heard of [this one](http://in.beeldengeluid.nl/collectie/photothumb/BG0127480_r_con.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Guga](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/guga/32/14476_2.png) [@Guga](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Guga)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-almost-real-transcript-podcast-68-off-topic-again/2533/28 "2018-04-06T06:45:40Z")
> [@milanfahrnholz](#): > > Yeah, the autocorrect of Nokia was infamous for turning the name “Maxi” into the word “Nazi”… Well, in Italian, Nokia’s old T9 system had the interesting habit of suggesting “fascism” when you wrote “hebraism”. It was pretty fun. ---
**Author:** ![tasse-tee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/tasse-tee/32/4002_2.png) [@tasse-tee](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/tasse-tee)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 7:10am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-almost-real-transcript-podcast-68-off-topic-again/2533/29 "2018-04-06T07:10:18Z")
> [@Sushi](#): > > I was referring to your fav #4 Oh yeah, I get what you mean now 😛 > [@Sushi](#): > > nice Wombly (Womblishly?) insert there! The adjective they usually go for is “Wombling” 😁 > [@Sushi](#): > > Like you probably never heard of this one Who is that?? I don’t think there was a badger in The Wombles. ---
**Author:** ![Sushi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/sushi/32/163_2.png) [@Sushi](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Sushi)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 7:46am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-almost-real-transcript-podcast-68-off-topic-again/2533/30 "2018-04-06T07:46:39Z")
> [@tasse-tee](#): > > Who is that?? The badger from [De fabeltjeskrant](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fabeltjeskrant) ---
**Author:** ![tasse-tee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/tasse-tee/32/4002_2.png) [@tasse-tee](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/tasse-tee)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-almost-real-transcript-podcast-68-off-topic-again/2533/31 "2018-04-06T07:57:10Z")
> [@Sushi](#): > > De fabeltjeskrant Oooo, I’ll have to see if I can find any clips on YouTube later! Or maybe you can help me with that 😃 Sounds like they’re planning a comeback for 2019! ---
**Author:** ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 9:39am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-almost-real-transcript-podcast-68-off-topic-again/2533/32 "2018-04-06T09:39:01Z")
> [@Guga](#): > > Well, in Italian, Nokia’s old T9 system had the interesting habit of suggesting “fascism” when you wrote “hebraism”. It was pretty fun. T9 was really weird… ---
**Author:** ![PiecesOfKate](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/piecesofkate/32/93_2.png) [@PiecesOfKate](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/PiecesOfKate)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-almost-real-transcript-podcast-68-off-topic-again/2533/33 "2018-04-06T10:31:39Z")
> [@milanfahrnholz](#): > > You´re really have a thing with ears and gross things, haven´t you? Hi, my name’s Kate, and I’m a grossaholic. > [@milanfahrnholz](#): > > I think it means no one is right…and no one is wrong… 🤷‍♂️ Or if you’re Buffalo Springfield, nobody’s right, if everybody’s wrong. ---
**Author:** ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-almost-real-transcript-podcast-68-off-topic-again/2533/34 "2018-04-06T11:03:21Z")
> [@PiecesOfKate](#): > > Hi, my name’s Kate, and I’m a grossaholic. \*\* squeaky sound of chairs slowly being pushed away \*\* \* \*assuming that´s in a group that doesn´t consist of all grossaholics. ---
**Author:** ![PiecesOfKate](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/piecesofkate/32/93_2.png) [@PiecesOfKate](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/PiecesOfKate)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 11:44am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-almost-real-transcript-podcast-68-off-topic-again/2533/35 "2018-04-06T11:44:12Z")
> [@milanfahrnholz](#): > > > [@PiecesOfKate](#): > > > > Hi, my name’s Kate, and I’m a grossaholic. > > \*assuming that´s in a group that doesn´t consist of all grossaholics. Well I only went because I didn’t read the small print and thought GA stood for Gillian Anderson. ---
**Author:** ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-almost-real-transcript-podcast-68-off-topic-again/2533/36 "2018-04-06T12:04:53Z")
> [@PiecesOfKate](#): > > I didn’t read the small print and thought GA stood for Gillian Anderson. So that´s why you smeared peanut grease all over your application! ---
**Author:** ![tasse-tee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/tasse-tee/32/4002_2.png) [@tasse-tee](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/tasse-tee)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-almost-real-transcript-podcast-68-off-topic-again/2533/37 "2018-04-06T12:06:18Z")
> [@milanfahrnholz](#): > > 💩 > :ransome: I’ve just realised that I can do this 🎩 :ransome: ahahahaha, I think you’ll find you _do_ wear **_beeping_** hats! ---
**Author:** ![PiecesOfKate](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/piecesofkate/32/93_2.png) [@PiecesOfKate](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/PiecesOfKate)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 1:15pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-almost-real-transcript-podcast-68-off-topic-again/2533/38 "2018-04-06T13:15:47Z")
> [@milanfahrnholz](#): > > > [@PiecesOfKate](#): > > > > I didn’t read the small print and thought GA stood for Gillian Anderson. > > So that´s why you smeared peanut grease all over your application! Your memory is really quite something 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sushi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/sushi/32/163_2.png) [@Sushi](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Sushi)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-almost-real-transcript-podcast-68-off-topic-again/2533/39 "2018-04-06T13:37:26Z")
👒 :reyes: 👗 ---
**Author:** ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-almost-real-transcript-podcast-68-off-topic-again/2533/40 "2018-04-06T13:41:38Z")
> [@PiecesOfKate](#): > > Your memory is really quite something 🙂 Wasn´t that one of the earliest exchanges we had? I don´t know. I´d still be curious to see a picture of that meeting if there is one, though. But I still have to dig out my 12 year old me by the Thames photo first… [Previous page](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-almost-real-transcript-podcast-68-off-topic-again/2533.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-almost-real-transcript-podcast-68-off-topic-again/2533.md?page=3)