# The MemeTron 3000 **URL:** \ **Category:** Fan Art\ **Created:** [January 25, 2018, 8:45pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-memetron-3000/2290 "2018-01-25T20:45:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 1:06am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-memetron-3000/2290/83 "2018-02-21T01:06:56Z")
> [@yrface](#): > > (the saddest of all keys innit?) Yes, yes it is! Come to think of it I think Teach Your Children is in D Major… 🤔 ---
**Author:** ![Guga](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/guga/32/14476_2.png) [@Guga](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Guga)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-memetron-3000/2290/84 "2018-02-21T08:29:26Z")
C, D# and G enter a bar. The bartender says: sorry, we don’t serve minors. ---
**Author:** ![tasse-tee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/tasse-tee/32/4002_2.png) [@tasse-tee](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/tasse-tee)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-memetron-3000/2290/85 "2018-02-21T08:53:39Z")
> [@Guga](#): > > C, D# and G… Aha, I found a music pun in both sentences. ---
**Author:** ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-memetron-3000/2290/86 "2018-02-21T12:08:13Z")
Where is the pun in the first one? I could see one if bar was written “barre”. ---
**Author:** ![tasse-tee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/tasse-tee/32/4002_2.png) [@tasse-tee](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/tasse-tee)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-memetron-3000/2290/87 "2018-02-21T12:41:40Z")
> [@milanfahrnholz](#): > > Where is the pun in the first one? I could see one if bar was written “barre”. [“Bar”](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bar_(music)) is a musical term too, even if “entering a bar” probably isn’t a thing in that context. ---
**Author:** ![Guga](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/guga/32/14476_2.png) [@Guga](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Guga)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-memetron-3000/2290/88 "2018-02-21T12:47:15Z")
That was unintended 😛 By the way, there’s an Italian facebook page dedicated to music puns and other music related comedy. I once submitted this: ![](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/uploads/thimbleweedpark/original/2X/b/ba053c71141e8fecbd1eb4ed14e21b37d7413df0.jpg) Translation: “Marry one of my daughters, but you’ll ascend the throne only if you marry my first daughter. Is it clear?” Answer: “B, BC: G Amaj E F D”, which in Italian is “sì, sire: sol la maggiore mi fa re”, which means “yes my king, only the oldest one makes me king” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-memetron-3000/2290/89 "2018-02-21T12:52:26Z")
> [@tasse-tee](#): > > “Bar” is a musical term too Oh yes the measurement of time in four beats (don´t need to click the link for that). Well if you write those chords down on paper it would make sense I think. I was thinking a bit to complicated just now. ---
**Author:** ![ZakPhoenixMcKracken](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/zakphoenixmckracken/32/41_2.png) [@ZakPhoenixMcKracken](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/ZakPhoenixMcKracken)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-memetron-3000/2290/90 "2018-02-21T13:16:49Z")
For a moment, I thought the answer could be: “G Amaj E F: A C” :ransome: ---
**Author:** ![Guga](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/guga/32/14476_2.png) [@Guga](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Guga)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-memetron-3000/2290/91 "2018-02-21T13:21:22Z")
That would make the other daughters some mediocre wives, shouldn’t it? 😛 (For the others: it means “only the oldest daughter says _I’m sexually active_” 😛 ) ---
**Author:** ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-memetron-3000/2290/92 "2018-02-21T13:33:42Z")
You guys are schweinhunds. ---
**Author:** ![ZakPhoenixMcKracken](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/zakphoenixmckracken/32/41_2.png) [@ZakPhoenixMcKracken](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/ZakPhoenixMcKracken)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-memetron-3000/2290/93 "2018-02-21T13:35:54Z")
🐖🐽🐖🐽🐖🐽 ---
**Author:** ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-memetron-3000/2290/94 "2018-02-21T13:38:17Z")
A pig can shave wherever it likes because it always carries its own electrical outlet. ---
**Author:** ![yrface](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/yrface/32/11793_2.png) [@yrface](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/yrface)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 12:00am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-memetron-3000/2290/95 "2018-02-22T00:00:34Z")
Oink, oink 🐖 Made me think of one of my favorite songs: [Your song-of-the-day, based on your current mood](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/your-song-of-the-day-based-on-your-current-mood/2303/28) …said the _beeping_ guy who only responds when most users are probably asleep! :ransome: ---
**Author:** ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 12:02am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-memetron-3000/2290/96 "2018-02-22T00:02:06Z")
> [@yrface](#): > > …said the beeping guy who only responds when most users are probably asleep! filthy foreigner you! 🗽 🇺🇸 ---
**Author:** ![yrface](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/yrface/32/11793_2.png) [@yrface](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/yrface)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 12:10am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-memetron-3000/2290/97 "2018-02-22T00:10:19Z")
> [@milanfahrnholz](#): > > filthy foreigner you! 🗽 🇺🇸 Yes, though at least I live on an island\* off the coast of 🇺🇸 and not the part that voted for :ransome: \*Joke shamelessly stolen from Eddie Izzard ---
**Author:** ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 12:12am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-memetron-3000/2290/98 "2018-02-22T00:12:12Z")
I don´t remember who said it (might have been Jon Stewart):"Of course New Yorkers don´t like :ransome:, they _know_ him! ---
**Author:** ![yrface](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/yrface/32/11793_2.png) [@yrface](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/yrface)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 12:30am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-memetron-3000/2290/99 "2018-02-22T00:30:40Z")
Yes, I’m biting my tongue so I don’t get political here. I guess I’d rather play Thimbleweed Park. ---
**Author:** ![tasse-tee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/tasse-tee/32/4002_2.png) [@tasse-tee](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/tasse-tee)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2018, 9:20pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-memetron-3000/2290/100 "2018-02-26T21:20:11Z")
![dust](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/uploads/thimbleweedpark/original/2X/5/593fc90391eb58250d8b38048d1aa3bc39b2a08f.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 9:28pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-memetron-3000/2290/101 "2018-03-09T21:28:26Z")
Me reacting to people enjoying my line readings in a japanese accent: ---
**Author:** ![tasse-tee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/tasse-tee/32/4002_2.png) [@tasse-tee](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/tasse-tee)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2018, 8:47pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-memetron-3000/2290/102 "2018-04-26T20:47:31Z")
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