# The most ridiculous english swear word **URL:** \ **Category:** Off-topic\ **Created:** [March 21, 2018, 9:21pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-most-ridiculous-english-swear-word/2471 "2018-03-21T21:21:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Someone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b77776/32.png) [@Someone](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Someone)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 9:21pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-most-ridiculous-english-swear-word/2471/1 "2018-03-21T21:21:49Z")
Still influenced by the TWP DLC: What is the most ridiculous swear word that the English language offers? Is it _beep_ or _beep_your_beeeeeeping_ or something else? And are there different swear words for woman and men? ---
**Author:** ![ZakPhoenixMcKracken](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/zakphoenixmckracken/32/41_2.png) [@ZakPhoenixMcKracken](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/ZakPhoenixMcKracken)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 9:51pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-most-ridiculous-english-swear-word/2471/2 "2018-03-21T21:51:24Z")
Go BEEP yourself, said by the lawyer. ---
**Author:** ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 10:03pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-most-ridiculous-english-swear-word/2471/3 "2018-03-21T22:03:30Z")
I like douchebag and the fact that no one in Germany knows what that is. ---
**Author:** ![tasse-tee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/tasse-tee/32/4002_2.png) [@tasse-tee](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/tasse-tee)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 10:04pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-most-ridiculous-english-swear-word/2471/4 "2018-03-21T22:04:50Z")
It’s “I don’t wear _beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep_ hats!” Still waiting for someone to make a recording of the uncensored version. …please!! The suspense is killing me!!! 😫 ---
**Author:** ![PiecesOfKate](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/piecesofkate/32/93_2.png) [@PiecesOfKate](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/PiecesOfKate)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 10:17pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-most-ridiculous-english-swear-word/2471/5 "2018-03-21T22:17:34Z")
Weird, I’ve been writing a post about swearing for my language blog. I like ‘fucksticks’, but I kinda nicked it from Dexter. ---
**Author:** ![tasse-tee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/tasse-tee/32/4002_2.png) [@tasse-tee](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/tasse-tee)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 10:17pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-most-ridiculous-english-swear-word/2471/6 "2018-03-21T22:17:41Z")
[Here’s some funny ones](https://pleated-jeans.com/2015/10/08/18-british-swear-words-that-should-be-imported-to-the-states-immediately/) 😉 My favourite one that I have seen before is #9, _because_ [_Wombles._](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWQMMPFtoG4) 🤣 And my fave word that I haven’t heard of is #4 - @PiecesOfKate , is it legit? ---
**Author:** ![PiecesOfKate](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/piecesofkate/32/93_2.png) [@PiecesOfKate](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/PiecesOfKate)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 10:21pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-most-ridiculous-english-swear-word/2471/7 "2018-03-21T22:21:56Z")
Haha, I doubt it, but it’s good! I use number 12 a lot, unfortunately. ---
**Author:** ![Someone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b77776/32.png) [@Someone](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Someone)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 10:23pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-most-ridiculous-english-swear-word/2471/8 "2018-03-21T22:23:53Z")
Don’t post that fast new words - I have to translate them all. 😉 > [@tasse-tee](#): > > Here’s some funny ones 😉 Never heard any of these. 🙂 Are they really legit english words? > [@tasse-tee](#): > > because Wombles. 🤣 What. Is. This? 😮 ---
**Author:** ![tasse-tee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/tasse-tee/32/4002_2.png) [@tasse-tee](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/tasse-tee)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 10:36pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-most-ridiculous-english-swear-word/2471/9 "2018-03-21T22:36:29Z")
> [@Someone](#): > > Are they really legit english words? I doubt you’d find them in a dictionary, but some of these I have heard or seen before at some point. Others may be made up by whoever wrote the article… > [@Someone](#): > > What. Is. This? 😮 The Wombles are furry animals that love to pick up litter and find creative ways to reuse it. They had their own TV show in the 70s, which I never watched - I wasn’t around then - but my parents often played their songs on cassette in the car during my childhood. Now I own the CD, and it’s my go-to driving music when I’m feeling sad 😊 [Earworm time!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXep9gPzElY) ---
**Author:** ![Someone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b77776/32.png) [@Someone](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Someone)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 10:47pm UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-most-ridiculous-english-swear-word/2471/10 "2018-03-21T22:47:09Z")
> [@tasse-tee](#): > > I doubt you’d find them in a dictionary, but some of these I have heard or seen before at some point. It would be enough if they are actually used - I would just like to exclude fictional/fantasy words. (But I’m often surprised which words one can find in the German dictionary Duden… 😉 ) > [@tasse-tee](#): > > The Wombles are furry animals that love to pick up litter and find creative ways to reuse it. Hm… They look familiar. I wonder if they were shown in the German TV too… maybe not as Wombles… > [@tasse-tee](#): > > Earworm time!!! Indeed. 😀 ---
**Author:** ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 12:04am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-most-ridiculous-english-swear-word/2471/11 "2018-03-22T00:04:44Z")
I once had a friend in Essex who joked about his intentions to form a Folk Band and calling it “ **Sir Andrew and the Flying Arseticklers of Dunstable** ”. ---
**Author:** ![Guga](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/guga/32/14476_2.png) [@Guga](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Guga)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 6:39am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-most-ridiculous-english-swear-word/2471/12 "2018-03-22T06:39:47Z")
I love the sound of “poppycock”. ---
**Author:** ![Someone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b77776/32.png) [@Someone](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Someone)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 9:44am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-most-ridiculous-english-swear-word/2471/14 "2018-03-22T09:44:12Z")
> [@Someone](#): > > Hm… They look familiar. I wonder if they were shown in the German TV too… maybe not as Wombles… I answer this myself: The German ZDF showed the Wombles in 1977. It’s interesting that there are two versions: In the first one the comedian Dieter Hallervorden is the narrator while in the second one they used different voice actors. Especially @tasse-tee: Here is the first German version: [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loUyH2IxuDI) @tasse-tee: Do you know if they produced some plushies? I can vaguely remember that I had a similar looking plushy as a kid… back on topic: > [@Guga](#): > > I love the sound of “poppycock”. 🙂 @ all native speakers: Are all swear words offensive or do you have swear words that are used in a -hm- harmless way. For example in Bavarian you can say “leck mi am oarsch” (“lick my _beep_hole”) if you are amazed. ---
**Author:** ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-most-ridiculous-english-swear-word/2471/15 "2018-03-22T11:05:34Z")
> [@Someone](#): > > For example in Bavarian you can say “leck mi am oarsch” (“lick my beephole”) if you are amazed. I love the expression “oida zibbfegladscha”(which is really friendly actually), I have no idea how I would translate that into english (or even plain german) though… ---
**Author:** ![Someone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b77776/32.png) [@Someone](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/Someone)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-most-ridiculous-english-swear-word/2471/16 "2018-03-22T11:14:00Z")
> [@milanfahrnholz](#): > > I have no idea how I would translate that into english (or even plain german) though… Plain German: Alter Zipfelklatscher Englisch word-by-word: Old lappet clapper These translations doesn’t have a meaning. For a good translation you have to find out where the words “Zipfel” and “Klatscher” came from. I’m sure they have a meaning, for example the “Klatscher” could be a job. ---
**Author:** ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 11:22am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-most-ridiculous-english-swear-word/2471/17 "2018-03-22T11:22:21Z")
I thought it meant “dickslapper”. ---
**Author:** ![yrface](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/yrface/32/11793_2.png) [@yrface](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/yrface)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-most-ridiculous-english-swear-word/2471/18 "2018-03-22T11:34:27Z")
This man has some nice things to say to you: F-_star_-_star_-_cunt_ ---
**Author:** ![PiecesOfKate](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/piecesofkate/32/93_2.png) [@PiecesOfKate](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/PiecesOfKate)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-most-ridiculous-english-swear-word/2471/19 "2018-03-22T11:34:33Z")
> [@milanfahrnholz](#): > > I love the expression “oida zibbfegladscha”(which is really friendly actually) > [@milanfahrnholz](#): > > I thought it meant “dickslapper”. I hope the male members of this forum are prepared if you ever greet them in person 😐 ---
**Author:** ![milanfahrnholz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@milanfahrnholz](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/milanfahrnholz)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-most-ridiculous-english-swear-word/2471/20 "2018-03-22T11:36:51Z")
> [@PiecesOfKate](#): > > I hope the male members of this forum are prepared if you ever greet them in person 😐 As I´ve said it´s not that bad most of the time, it may sound far worse than it´s meant to be. But I don´t really talk like that in real life anyway… ---
**Author:** ![yrface](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex030/user_avatar/forums.thimbleweedpark.com/yrface/32/11793_2.png) [@yrface](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/u/yrface)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 11:38am UTC](https://forums.thimbleweedpark.com/t/the-most-ridiculous-english-swear-word/2471/21 "2018-03-22T11:38:02Z")
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