They know about their existance, but not where they are located.
Or, they are just stupid.
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I think it´s the latter. 
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@ZakPhoenixMcKracken It seemed more like a “Take that!” to me.
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But the Caponians are not Earthlings, either. How do we know that they would need oxygen? Maybe they need nitrogen instead, or carbon dioxide.
I think the Caponians don’t need a spacesuit on Mars. But it’s not a question of being more smart - they just naturally have that ability as a species. So I’m voting for “no, because no”.
Zak says he won’t touch a dead alien.
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Are you sure about those things?
I think it’s time for a cross-examination!
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I bet they dream of diesel powered leaf blowers.
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Huh, you kind of made me want to play around a little with PyWright now.
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Yeah, I know them both very well!
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Apparently you can buy a whole assortment of Phoenix Wright-related suits on AliExpress: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Gyakuten-Saiban-Phoenix-Wright-Ace-Attorney-Trucy-Wright-Naruhodou-Minuki-Cosplay-Costume-with-bag-and-hat/32515393336.html
Anyway, here’s a braindump:
Turnabout Sweep
Prosecutor: Franziska
Assistant: Kay
Victim: Al the Alien
Accused: Besen Wesen (age ???)
Other witnesses: Larry, Sushi (fish interpreter device? fish interpreter with goofy antics?), … the actual culprit?
Sole good dialog idea: Larry keeps addressing the broom alien and can’t tell apart one spiky haired individual from the other.
(I feel like I already brainstormed far beyond my “this can probably be done in an hour or two” concept…)
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Oh wow… 
Sounds brilliant! So when’s the release date?! 
Go on!!
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