Ron Gilbert's new game

What about it?

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icosagon is 20 not 21.

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That’s because @tasse-tee will sit in my corner!!
:two_hearts: :joy: :rofl:

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Ohhhh, broooooooo!!!

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In the time he spent screwing around after TWP, doing that half-rpg-half-adventure-with-combat-but-also-with-puzzles, Ron could have delivered a perfectly good text adventure game. Possibly with his new secret UI. :skull:

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Gotta hand out something at a handout so why not? ;p

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How about free :hugs: ?

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:hugs:

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but… there’s a big difference between “New Game Idea” and “Ron Gilbert’s new game”

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Oh, how wonderful! :blush:
And then the others will have something to talk about to get the conversation going.

“Isn’t Tasse Tee great?!”
“Yeah, she’s adorable.”
“Let’s try and distract her from over here and make her laugh!”
“I wonder what she and Sushi are talking about?”
“No idea. It will remain a secret.”
“Hey, wasn’t there an adventure game about a secret?”
“Yeah, I’ve played that one!”

… et voilà, you all become best friends :smile:

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You both should really take less of those testosterone pills…

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Will it have micro-trabsactions?
Or will it be paid… And all cosmetics will be free?
Ron would never make a Pay to win game so that is unlikely.

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No micro-transactions! All the in-game currency you need is scattered around the levels. But you have to look very carefully to find them :wink:

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Probably not, but it could have a cryptocurrency miner inside it. :wink:

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Doug’s grandson! :wink:

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His far-away relative: Ol’ Douglas, the pioneer “There’s gold in these hills! Hi hi hi!”

(Come to think of it, he already featured in the Cave)

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The next game from Ron will have microtransactions in bitcoin at each puzzle solved.

Also, each line of dialog you skip will cost you.

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And here’s the great idea… Wait for it…

Instead of kickstarter, the game will be funded with an ICO. He will raise billions and buy Disney.

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Star Wars X Marks the Spot: Return of the Threepwood

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