In the time he spent screwing around after TWP, doing that half-rpg-half-adventure-with-combat-but-also-with-puzzles, Ron could have delivered a perfectly good text adventure game. Possibly with his new secret UI.
Oh, how wonderful!
And then the others will have something to talk about to get the conversation going.
“Isn’t Tasse Tee great?!”
“Yeah, she’s adorable.”
“Let’s try and distract her from over here and make her laugh!”
“I wonder what she and Sushi are talking about?”
“No idea. It will remain a secret.”
“Hey, wasn’t there an adventure game about a secret?”
“Yeah, I’ve played that one!”