Survey: TP or TWP?

Time Wasted Pointlessly
talking with people
the world produces:
The witty programmers,
totally wicked puzzle-smiths,
thin wily pagans,
two Welsh princesses,
the whip-smart problem-solvers
that will proceed
to waste productivity
to while-away procrastinating
talking weather, precipitation,
temperature With Pictures™

Time wasted partying.
Texting while pooping,
that which proceeds
toilet wall profanity.
Thick window panes,
the wind pauses
to win prizes.

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That’s well played,
typing witty poetry
to win praise.

Thread will perhaps
target wayward proletarians
'til we perish.

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Three words. Period.

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You mean TWPLINNN?

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Ah, the good old fourth law of robotics.

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The fog to the steep hills
amid the rain ascends,
and under the mistral
the sea screams and whitens:

but through the alleys of the village
from the bubbling vats
goes the sour smell of wine
the souls to rejoyce.

Turns on burning logs
the spit, sputtering;
stands the hunter whistling
on the door to gaze

among the reddish clouds
flocks of black birds
as exiled thoughts,
in the twilight migrating.

[Joshua Littlethistles]

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That was profound!

then wanders politely to work… pphhhtttbbbt

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you
're
fantastic
at
creating
enjoyment!

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The White Place
Tasty Wine’s Perfume
Turning, Whistling, Pondering
Twilight Winged Pilots.

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Ok, let’s write TWP reviews in a sentence whose initials form “Thimbleweed park”. I start.

Terrific, honestly. It’s marvelous, beautiful, logical, extremely witty (especially ending). Deficiencies? Probably a realistic killer.

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Totally
Hilarious!
I’
M
*Beeping*
Laughing
Especially
When
Edna
Essentially
Does…
Phone-things!
Again,
Ron,
Kudos!

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:rofl:

Could almost be german, we always call everything “somethingsomething-thing”.

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image

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I wonder if @PiecesOfKate has an idea what Troi and Riker are supposed to listen to here. Because if not I´m gonna post it here, since I´m sure she´ll love it. :smiley:

This Has Impressed Me Beyond Low-ish Expectations! With Engaging Enigmas, Diverse Personailties, Amazing Radio KSCUM.

(Still love that song.)

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Hm… Some sort of grammar lesson? :grinning:

No, the other thing. :cat2:

But the language is interesting, too. :slight_smile:

They aren’t boring if @PiecesOfKate or @tasse-tee are involved. :wink:

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