Hear ye! Hear ye! Behold, the results of the Christmas Thimbleweed Park Quiz.
'Twas a close finish, my friends. Of all ye merry submissions every one had some good, respectable answers. But it was the all-important bonus question that turned it.
But first…
Answers to questions 1-10
What month was Thimbleweed Park first released?
Answer: March 2017
What are the first six words spoken by a character in the game?
Answer: I fly halfway around the world
Who provides the voice for Delores?
Answer: Elise Kates
Name three items Willie asks for in his drunken ramblings by the dumpster
Possible answers: dime, kombucha, Ransome swag, second-hand crystals, gluten-free doughnuts, loose change, a drink
Aside from Ransome himself, name the other contestants in the Ransome lookalike contest
Answer: Cory and Corey
How many water fountains (excluding sinks) are featured in the game?
Answer: three (hotel lobby, town hall lobby, and in the factory outside Chuck’s offiss)
What time does the clock say in the hotel, regardless of when it is? 1 point for getting the correct hour
Answer: 4:05 (4 for the point)
Name three inventory items that don’t have a use in the game
Answer: animal paperweight, snake in a box, Lurlene the chinchilla, plastic rings, Atari cartridges, Starship Isabella in a bottle, Betamax tape, CAT5-o’-nine-tails, broken bottles of ketchup, lettuce, bank flyer
Franklin has seven unique verbs. What are they?
Answer: Wail, moan, splash, zap, despair, chill, blow on
10.What colour is Ransome’s balloon?
Answer: pink (I also accepted purple, magenta and red, allowing for varying displays)
Notes
4. Willie also mentions ‘Thimbleweed Park guided tours’, but since he’s likely offering rather than asking for these, I didn’t count it as an answer.
6. This caused a bit of debate (Nor picked it apart ). I was after the drinkable water fountains, which I should’ve specified. I didn’t think about the big one in the lobby. I factored this in when marking the answers, though most people got the number correct anyway.
8. This was also a bit controversial. I was after items that had no effect on the game or the characters (I was thinking of items that could be trashed).
I will use this experience to be more specific next time
Bonus question
Using as many letters as you can from the names Ron Gilbert, David Fox and Gary Winnick, come up with an interesting inventory item for an adventure game. 5 points to the funniest!
After a bit of consideration, I had to go with @Sushi’s:
DINKY DRAGONBARF ELIXIR (W/TONIC)
To me, this was the most amusing and used the most letters out of the answers that qualified (some didn’t, as they used extra letters). It would’ve worked just as well without the ‘(W/TONIC)’, and still would’ve outnumbered the other answers.
Notably, until that answer came in I was going to go with @milanfahrnholz for
OMG NO, there aren’t more than two, do I have to explain it all over again…
OK OK, you didn’t count it.
BUT: Technically it was what you were asking for: Rearranging the letters to get an interesting inventory item using as many letters as possible. See, @uriel understands me!
Yep sure, though I won’t attribute them to people in case they don’t want me to
Here are all the qualifying entries:
Dead Frog Fly in Kiwi Carving iBoxTron
Wickedly divining Fortran ox garb (this actually uses ALL the letters)
Worn nickel vibrator
David Fox Gary Winnick Ron Gilbert
Nor Treblig
An ink frog in TV
Icky winddragon barf elixir