PiecesOfKate's journey in Italy

[yrface]

Discobot, how many more posts until Kate’s plane lands?

@discobot roll 1d20

[discobot]

4

[Sushi]

@discobot fortune
Are you sure about that?

[discobot]

Outlook good

[Sushi]

@discobot roll 1d20
How many days until @PiecesOfKate will return to the forum?

[discobot]

1

[Sushi]

@discobot fortune
Sounds reasonable!

[discobot]

My reply is no

[Sushi]

@discobot quote
Why not?

[discobot]

Be as you wish to seem. — Socrates

[yrface]

@discobot fortune
Does Sushi hate americans?

[discobot]

Yes

[yrface]

@discobot thanks, that’s what I thought.

[discobot]

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[milanfahrnholz]

@discobot fortune have Americans brought that on themselves by electing the Orange cookie monster?

[discobot]

Yes

[Mario]

How dis everybody know that Kate is going to Italy? And is she visiting @ZakPhoenixMcKracken? And if yes, why! What happened?!

[Sushi]

They’re getting married of course!
Weren’t you invited?

to all others: Hush! Just play along

[milanfahrnholz]

I was about to say too late but okay I play along.

[Frenzie]

@Sushi

Weren’t you invited?

I was, but they when they didn’t want to pay to fly in all of my 30 guests I refused to participate in their shindig.