You’ll also need a way to chop the wood.
The one I´ll be having next morning?
We should open a new thread for wood-jokes.
I know a way! But I don’t want to spoil @seguso’s game…
Mr. Fahrn holz you can never run out of wood!
I feel like you just pointed out that my glasses are on my nose.
Aaah, so he can definitely run out of money, instead!
Anyway this laminated timber cover is awesome.
Seconded. If I drove a car, that would be my choice now. I´d also burn it before I start driving.
Way cooler than just painting on flames on the sides.
Wait, is this real?
Want!
Is that an erection joke?
By the way, I looked for such videos quite some time ago because we wanted to show one for Christmas because we don’t have a fireplace but we have a nice TV. But since it was just for private showing, I didn’t care at all about rights, so I can’t be helpful.
if you have to ask…
My pack of biscuits says “Reawaken what’s important during breakfast!”, and I always think that what’s important is already well awake even before I wake up, let alone breakfast time.
And now I’ll stop being Ransome-y.
Might as well be a fortune cookie!
200 degrees, that’s why they call him Mister Fahren-Holz,
Traveling at the speed of light…
For the records: I think I’ll use this one:
It hasn’t a perfect quality, but should work for my purpose. (And it is licensed under a Creative Commons license.)