Daylight come and me wan’ go home 
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As soon as I saw that just now, I felt a weird sensation in my left ear 
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Sorry 
Funnily enough a colleague got a fly stuck in her ear recently. I said to sit in the dark and shine a torch in it, because the insect will naturally head for the light (I got that from a lateral thinking puzzle, where all my best life skills come from).
As it turned out we think it died in there because she couldn’t feel it flapping anymore.
*resuscitates Tasse-tee*
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BZZZZZT 
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Can you please think of the children an blur all disgusting things…? 
@milanfahrnholz: Maybe you should open a new thread as we have to desinfect this thread first…
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When the bullet hits the bone 
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The head bone’s connected to the …
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sur le pont d’avignon on y danse on y danse sur le pont d’avignon on y danse tous en rond
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Argh, my brain can’t decide which worm to house!
some
body once told me
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The winner takes it all … 
And weeeeeeee’ll keep on fighting till the end
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There’s a worm at the bottom of the garden…
Have you heard that one? I can only remember the end of that sentence 
The winner at the moment is Golden Earring. I’d just got over my obsession with that song as well! 
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Never heard of it. Where is this from?
It’s not familiar but now I want to know the rest! It reminds me of ‘down at the bottom of the garden, among the birds and the bees…’
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I’m incredibly curious as to what’s behind that mysterious blank rectangle that my work browser is showing me 
(Something to do with the gif, I assume)