Daylight come and me wan’ go home 
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As soon as I saw that just now, I felt a weird sensation in my left ear 
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Sorry 
Funnily enough a colleague got a fly stuck in her ear recently. I said to sit in the dark and shine a torch in it, because the insect will naturally head for the light (I got that from a lateral thinking puzzle, where all my best life skills come from).
As it turned out we think it died in there because she couldn’t feel it flapping anymore.
*resuscitates Tasse-tee*
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BZZZZZT 
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Can you please think of the children an blur all disgusting things…? 
@milanfahrnholz: Maybe you should open a new thread as we have to desinfect this thread first…
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When the bullet hits the bone 
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The head bone’s connected to the …
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sur le pont d’avignon on y danse on y danse sur le pont d’avignon on y danse tous en rond
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Argh, my brain can’t decide which worm to house!
some
body once told me
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The winner takes it all … 
And weeeeeeee’ll keep on fighting till the end
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There’s a worm at the bottom of the garden…
Have you heard that one? I can only remember the end of that sentence 
The winner at the moment is Golden Earring. I’d just got over my obsession with that song as well! 
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Never heard of it. Where is this from?
It’s not familiar but now I want to know the rest! It reminds me of ‘down at the bottom of the garden, among the birds and the bees…’
I’m incredibly curious as to what’s behind that mysterious blank rectangle that my work browser is showing me 
(Something to do with the gif, I assume)