The "I can't sleep" thread

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Cream-colored ponies and crisp apple strudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells
And schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things

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Whoever wrote that should immediately consult a psychologist …

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I believe someone wanted me to do some good night reading. Maybe this will cure your insomnia:

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Awwww :heart_eyes: My heart just melted.

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:blush: that very faint yawn in the middle was even genuine. That text and music just do a good work…

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I still can’t sleep …

Me too. It’s 1:20 A.M.

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Same here!

I just noticed that Discobot is one of the most frequent posters in this thread. And the most important link goes to this poem. I’m not sure what that tells about us …

I´m sorry, I can´t think of anything else to bore you with.

:thinking: Maybe you could sing a lullaby?

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I don´t know any.

I’m confident that @PiecesOfKate or @tasse-tee can post a famous English lullaby. :slight_smile: Meanwhile you could try this German one:

Damn opportunist. :smirk: Sorry, but I hate that guy.

Try it with the Disney version:

See, you got it all at the tip of your fingers anyway. What do you need me for, then?

Because these versions aren’t “sleepy” enough. Maybe you could try to sing them -hm- more boring?

Is it actually a compliment if I find myself struggling to be boring? :thinking:

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This reminds me of the book by Chuck Palahniuk about a lullaby that kills.

Sleep well!