I wonder if it’s in D minor (the saddest of all keys innit?)
Yes, yes it is!
Come to think of it I think Teach Your Children is in D Major…
C, D# and G enter a bar. The bartender says: sorry, we don’t serve minors.
Aha, I found a music pun in both sentences.
Where is the pun in the first one? I could see one if bar was written “barre”.
“Bar” is a musical term too, even if “entering a bar” probably isn’t a thing in that context.
That was unintended
By the way, there’s an Italian facebook page dedicated to music puns and other music related comedy.
I once submitted this:
Translation: “Marry one of my daughters, but you’ll ascend the throne only if you marry my first daughter. Is it clear?”
Answer: “B, BC: G Amaj E F D”, which in Italian is “sì, sire: sol la maggiore mi fa re”, which means “yes my king, only the oldest one makes me king”
Oh yes the measurement of time in four beats (don´t need to click the link for that). Well if you write those chords down on paper it would make sense I think. I was thinking a bit to complicated just now.
For a moment, I thought the answer could be: “G Amaj E F: A C”
That would make the other daughters some mediocre wives, shouldn’t it?
(For the others: it means “only the oldest daughter says I’m sexually active” )
You guys are schweinhunds.
A pig can shave wherever it likes because it always carries its own electrical outlet.
Made me think of one of my favorite songs: Your song-of-the-day, based on your current mood
…said the beeping guy who only responds when most users are probably asleep!
filthy foreigner you!
Yes, though at least I live on an island* off the coast of and not the part that voted for
*Joke shamelessly stolen from Eddie Izzard
I don´t remember who said it (might have been Jon Stewart):"Of course New Yorkers don´t like , they know him!
Yes, I’m biting my tongue so I don’t get political here.
I guess I’d rather play Thimbleweed Park.
Me reacting to people enjoying my line readings in a japanese accent: