I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more…
Yeah, I had that in my ears too… 
(your earworm thread is taking over all other threads… )
btw that was one of the first songs I thought about posting, but somehow I eventually forgot about it.
And it spreads even faster than anyone could possible bend their ears inwards! 
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Why you think I am training (see jogging thread)? 
Yeah, on the couch! 
(If I would love a woman I would walk even without a training. )
Nyaaaargh! *grabs nearest object and stuffs it in her non-bendable ear*
It was a small piece of cucumber
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Remind me here to annoy my mum to search for the photos from our London trip from 20 years back. The annivesary should be some time next month so I´d love to be in time for that. As a bonus I put up a photo of me sitting next to the Sphinx.
oh the super silly things I did in my life for women…
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So now you have that song AND a piece of vegetable in your ears?
na nana naaaaaah! Nana na naaaah! Nananananannanananananana
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I actually wonder why she believes that stuffing her ears would help in any way when the earworms enter the brain through the eyes when reading this forum.
Hey Hey Hey GOODBYE!
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Well, mine was still 500 miles, but yours is ok too!
Dying in the process would be the silliest thing
@PiecesOfKate: slice a cucumber and put them on your eyes, don’t go poking them out or anything, promise?
Depends on the woman …
Worth dying for?
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To get rid of her, yes.
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Wait are we talking about murder now? 
Suicide. If I kill myself, I don’t have to life with that wife anymore.
/edit: Hypothetical speaking.
Sorry, you asked for it:
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Okay. Okay. I can get through this. I’ll be careful not to poke them out as that would leave more driveway for the worms to get in 
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I want to like most of these posts from the past hour…
but I just ran out 
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A man stumbled upon a Djinn in a bottle.
The Djinn said: “I fullfill you every wish but whatever you wish for your wife gets double of the same thing”
So the man wishes for 1000 € the wife gets 2000. He wishes for a new car the wife gets two new cars etc etc.
When the man meets the Djinn the next time his request is:
“Please beat me half to death!”
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