XXX - Hardcore food

[milanfahrnholz]

@Someone

I don’t order “Tintenfisch” too. In most restaurants the dish is either called “Tintenfischringe” or “Calamares” (we even have the alternative plural “Calamari”). If the cook knows what he is doing, then you can order “Kalmare” too.

You´re just trying so hard to be right, aren´t you?

[PiecesOfKate]

@Ema

While in the fridge it always look as… raw minced meat

That’s basically what the version I had was! The novelty was good but the food not so great.

@Ema

but imagining you saying that line makes me laugh.

Me too

Oh blimey you’ve all written loads since that post… I’m bedding down

[Someone]

@milanfahrnholz

You´re just trying so hard to be right, aren´t you?

Sorry, I have to work each day with German words - it’s a vocational disease. Maybe I’m the German @PiecesOfKate. But with a pulley in the middle.

[PiecesOfKate]

@Someone

Maybe I’m the German @PiecesOfKate.

Pierchen die Katzenburgen.

But with a pulley in the middle.

You mean without? Or are you being fnarsome?

[milanfahrnholz]

@Someone

But with a pulley in the middle.

Or up yer arse.

Sorry, this is all too much for me.

Okay you guys asked for it.

[Ema]

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[Someone]

@PiecesOfKate

Pierchen die Katzenburgen.

@PiecesOfKate

You mean without?

Ehm. Without. If you have one. But then … uhm … What was the topic of this thread already?

@milanfahrnholz

Okay you guys asked for it.

Do we have already a thread with the ugliest animals…?

[milanfahrnholz]

@Ema

?

Any other reaction, and I would needed to shoot you.

@Someone

Do we have a already a thread with the ugliest animals…?

No, but we definitly should!

[PiecesOfKate]

@milanfahrnholz

Or up yer arse.

Mr Fahrnholz, your transition to an Englishman is complete. Congratulations. Here’s your celebratory monocle

[milanfahrnholz]

Oh blimey! I feel mildly bemused but unusally celebratory all at once!

[PiecesOfKate]

@milanfahrnholz

No, but we definitly should!

That’s not nice! You wouldn’t have one for ugly humans. All animals are nice in their own way.

[milanfahrnholz]

@PiecesOfKate

You wouldn’t have one for ugly humans.

I been to a freak show once. Not with people but wax figures. No judgements, was fascinating all the same.

@PiecesOfKate

All animals are nice in their own way.

Which is just the thing such a thread would celebrate! (help me out here folks!)

[PiecesOfKate]

@milanfahrnholz

@PiecesOfKate

You wouldn’t have one for ugly humans.

I been to a freak show once. Not with people but wax figures. No judgements, was fascinating all the same.

What were they wax figures of?

[Ema]

@milanfahrnholz

@Ema

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Any other reaction, and I would needed to shoot you.

Somebody would call the mods, and people would express solidarity to me

@milanfahrnholz

Or up yer arse.

BTW, I express solidarity with @Someone’s arse

[milanfahrnholz]

I wish I could remember. The main attraction was an actual egyptian mummy. Then there were all sorts of exotic pieces like spears from alledged cannibal tribes, repliacs of a three headed calf, the elephant man, the heaviest person in the world, and lots of wax casts of all sorts of STDs (which was in a part of the exhibition that was for adults only).

[milanfahrnholz]

@Ema

BTW, I express solidarity with @Someone’s arse

Would that make you butt-buddies?

[Someone]

In only one hour this thread turned from delicious food over calamaris, German grammar, ugly animals and wax figures to my arse. I think that’s a new record!

[PiecesOfKate]

That sounds a bit like the Hunterian Museum, which is one of the best I’ve been to.

@milanfahrnholz

Would that make you butt-buddies?

Bum chums?

@Ema

BTW, I express solidarity with @Someone’s arse

I was on the verge of making a joke about @Someone’s arse expressing solids. Which means it’s definitely time for bed now.

[Ema]

@milanfahrnholz

Would that make you butt-buddies?

@someone You shouldn’t have liked it!! It was a trap!

[Someone]

@Ema

@someone You shouldn’t have liked it!! It was a trap!

Damn!