@yrface Inspired me to waste the last half hour writing, recording, and mixing this hopefully '80s-style amateur rap. It’s written from the perspective of Reyes throwing off his friendly mask.
bg music by @tasse-tee and @milanfahrnholz
Lyrics:
I’m Reyes
I’m Reyes
I work for the FBI
I came to Thimbleweed Park to exact revenge
but then I got stuck with this beeping wench
she smokes
she smokes
It makes me sick, and I’m done with it!
There was a fire in the pillow factory, it killed my father
the sheriff was useless
a-reeno-boo-a-who
what a beeping moron
he doesn’t have a clue
but I’m Reyes
I’m Reyes
I work for the FBI
and that ain’t no lie!
I’m the main character in my book
I’m the most humble guy I know
'cause I’m Reyes y’all
my nightmare is Ransome’s carnival
I think I’m going crazy
I’m losing my mind
and the logic of the story is impossible to find
'cuz the mansion is explosive, it’s an atom bomb
and don’t press that button or it’s like America in 'nam