I remember how surprised (and impressed) I was with that scary moment, when I first played “Behind Jaggi Lines” on my Atari 800 back in the 80’s.
It’s just that tree is the only word that rhymes with the letter G!
For elementary school children at least.
… needed to take a pee…
… on a killing spree…
… binge watching Glee…
… swallowing XTC…
… singing at a jamboree…
… in a manège à 3…
… dressed up all piratey…
… like Elton John and Kiki Dee…
… roasting their weenie…
… got stung by a bee …
… making big whoopie…
And so on and so forth
A bee on a bee makes a baby bee…
Haha, sounds like you’re in the wrong job (unless you already write offbeat nursery rhymes for a living).
Unfortunately that doesn’t pay too well. Unless you’re Eminem…
Hm… You can make a lot of money with a children’s song - at least in Germany. Rolf Zuckowski got rich witch such songs. (And during the Advent season all adults are tortured with the song “In der Weihnachtsbäckerei”… )