Let's talk about the dreaded "Monkey Wrench" puzzle

The IBM PS/2 I had in my room in the early 2000s actually had a green volume slider, so you could turn it off. Also it sounded great. (The burned in grayscale CRT was slightly less amazing, looked perfectly fine though.) By comparison, we had a Soundblaster 16 in our Pentium 100 with decent enough speakers, so I knew what properly good audio sounded like.