News from the world: noise attacks

I ordered a book from the states and it was in a ‘new’ condition despite being sold as very good. Anyway I was very happy, flick through out falls a receipt for a gun. :open_mouth: !

I thought Jesus! I was really quite shocked. It was a second had gun that had been reduced to $630 dollars. I really don’t like guns.

I always check my US packages because I am scared that I will find either a huge deadly spider a snake or some kind of other dangerous object, Of course all I have is my book but I always worry.

:snake: :sauropod: :giraffe: :unicorn:

I know it is bonkers.

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Might be even worse, Might find a pro Donald Duck I mean Donald Tramp I mean Donald Trump sticker :face_vomiting:

Oh No! :delores:

:ransome: What a bunch of beeping pussies!

:smiling_imp:

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