Ransom talking to Mdm Morena

Are you sure you want to know THE TRUTH?
No, really, are you ABSOLUTELY SURE?
How would you handle one of the BIGGEST REVELATIONS of GAMING HISTORY?
I'm not sure you are worthy of it.
Do you really thing that the legendary SECRET OF MONKEY ISLAND can be revealed so easily to anyone?
OK, let's see if you have the guts!
Click here if you REALLY want to proceed!
This is your last chance to avoid one of THE BIGGEST SPOILERS ever!
Still there, huh?
OK, here it comes in 3...
2...
1...!!!
0.5?
Ah ah, joking! There is no 0.5!
Still, you are here.
A little bit stubborn, it seems.
Ok, man, here it is.

What is the secret of Monkey Island?

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I appreciate the effort in what you did there probably more than what you linked to, since this is an age old theory that again mostly ignores the post credit sequence with Elaine(“SPELL”).

Except for a few in the comments who point out the contradictory nature of that, it´s mostly pirate hat shaped tinfoil hats…wait a second…???

Mark Etter

Ok!

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I like the beat, but the melody stinks

Yeah… melody stinks.

Meanwhile in a secret room

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:musical_note: O baby I´m a jailhound dog lovin meat tenderizin rocker in my blue suede…:notes:
:notes: Don´t be cool to my heartache hovel just treat my lice cuz I´m all shaken up…:musical_note:

You know…grooveling to the king!

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no, that’s just Jack Black

looks like Ransome’s lawyer…

Maybe he plays ´em both?