Ransome like jokes

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Actually, I’m pretty sure you’re correct there.

Meanwhile, the brown stripey thing next to Yin / Yang’s butt looks like… well… :poop:

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:man_facepalming:

I see a cigar … or one of these

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poor kitty! :sweat_smile:

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Oh nooooooooooo! :scream_cat:

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You…
Two…
Are…
Nuts…
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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grafik

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I’ve written a lot of jokes in my time. I went to uni to study comedy writing and stand up! fact.

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You might need to actually stand up, because it seems that the jokes are going over your head :stuck_out_tongue:

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Aristocrats, You say?
I believe this Ransome will become like…
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Want me to tell an aristocrats joke? :grin:

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Sure! And in the style of :ransome:, of course!

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Isn´t that the natura* of aristcrats jokes, that they are very :ransome: like? :grin:

*hmmm, no I´m not gonna correct that one.

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I can’t say I’ve heard enough of them to know if they are or not.
Anyway, go ahead! :grin:

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I´ve actually been thinking just yesterday of opening a random anecdotes thread. I´ve got sooooo many stories to tell.

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Just-do-it-You-know-you-want-to-meme-63118

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Oh, Jean-Luc, how could I say no to you! :slight_smile:

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Today I’ll be doing my MRI scan and a Ransome-like pick-up line came to my mind.

Are you an MRI machine? Because you’re very attractive and I want to be inside you as soon as possible.

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Inside an MRI? I mean, knowing the results, sure, but being in the MRI? :stuck_out_tongue:

But perhaps the weird connotations would be something for Ransome…

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Heheh, because magnets. :grin:

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