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Ransome like jokes


#1

Does anybody know a good joke that could be from Ransome? (Black humor appreciated)


#2

Hey you, beeping naked dude! Your sausage looks like it went through a full fermentation process!

Hey you, the guy with the beeping wrinkly forehead! Your cat called and wants his skin back!


#3

Hey you, lady with the sunburn! I see somebody’s already done the roasting for me. Though I don’t suppose you’ve ever seen any sausages in your life!
:laughing:


#4

:ransome: Hey you, what’s your *beep*ing name?
@Someone ?
I bet that’s short for what your momma said at birth: “someone throw this ugly *beep*ing baby in the trash, NOW!?”

:ransome: Hey you pretty girl, what’s your name?
@tasse-tee ?
I’d let you tastee my *beep*… if I ever wanted to die from a *beeping* STD!

:ransome:
Hey little fishy, what’s your *beeping* name?
@Sushi?
Go *beeping* drown yourself!
I know Carney Joe does it to your brothers and sisters every month. Flush! Swoosh!


#5

Masking that as Ransome insult. Smooth! :+1:


#6

You’d WHAT?! If you whaaaaaat?! :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy:


#7

I wouldn’t. It’s Ransome talking, remember?
He also insulted me, didn’t he?

Ok, Doug, time to hand me that shovel of yours again…


#8

You’d best get diggin’! :smile:


#9

Well, I’m certainly diggin’ you!
:blush:
#cheesycomebacks


#10

Hey you, the ugly brown fish! Your beeping claw hand will strangle you if you keep on beeping yourself with it!


#11

He doesn’t do jokes just points at people and goes, your fat, your ugly you’re a ****. Not exactly jokes.


#12

:ransome: *beeeep* youuu!!!

:wink:


#15

:ransome: Yeah? What do you know about being funny?

(actual Ransome quote, bonus points if you can tell when and to whom it is said)


#16

That’s too easy for me! I’ll pass. :slight_smile:


#17

Ransome is so cute…

… when he’s sleeping!!!


#18

I might be going crazy, but it looks like it says “Hi” in his fur! :astonished:

hello-fur

Oh, look what thread we’re in…

:ransome: Hey mini-me! Why don’t you try actually talking to the girl cats instead of saying hello with your ass?!


#19

I think you are.

I think it does.

:joy:


#20

I see a complete Ransome in that fur pattern!
:crazy_face:


#21

Or even this guy (Domino from GF)
image


#22

Whoa, now I see it too!!!