Bad Pirate Jokes

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!!

:rofl:

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One in Spanish:

En una obra de teatro un niño le pregunta a su padre:

  • ÂżPor quĂ© le tiras tierra al pirata en los ojos?
  • Porque el pirata ha gritado: ¡tierra a la vista!
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Why does @tasse-tee envy the pirate on wheels?

Because he does a rolling ahrr.

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:joy: :clap: :clap:

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Welcome back! :slight_smile:

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A Pirate Captain walks into a bar dragging behind him a steering wheel tied to his testicles. The barkeep gives him a drink and says “What’s with the steering wheel?”

Yar, it’s drivin’ me nuts!

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(btw: Do we have these Larry test questions for new forum users? More and more of our posts aren’t suitable for kids as it seems … :wink: )

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What does a pirate with a computer? He is pressing the “Enter” button …

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English galleon, Caribbean Sea.

“Sir, pirate brigantine at starboard!!”

“Let’s engage it!!”

“Oh, wait sir… the brigantines are three!”

“Don’t panic man. That’s why my uniform jacket is red. I might stain it with my blood, but I will fight till the end!!”

“Oh, captain, sir. More ships approaching. It’s an entire pirate fleet”

“Don’t panic man. That’s why my uniform pants are brown…”

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So, there was this bakery that had this really bad rodent infection and…

Oh, sorry I thought this was abouot pie rat jokes!

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Three goddamn bloody stupid men enter this really shitty awful bar that I hate so much and…

No, sorry…this also isn´t about irate jokes…

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I was just about to make a joke about a rat running in a circle - a pi rat. But then I decided not to post it.

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Your face isn’t suitable for children…
:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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@Someone seems to be really concerned for that obviously huge focus group of kindergarteners and schoolkids that are into 30 year old p´n´c adventure games. :thinking:

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Yeah, they seem to be more into parodying songs, replacing any given lyric with the word poop, than reading this forum.

:poop:

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Indeed. I have a gun license for it. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Absolutely right! And don’t forget the many kids @ZakPhoenixMcKracken has introduced (and will be introducing) to TWP!

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TBH I don´t think I could possibly even be half as potty mouthed as the average 12 year old, but that may be just fuckin´me…:man_shrugging:

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:ransome: Hey, watch your fuckin’ language!

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Well ex-fucking-cuse meeee!

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I will tomorrow, with six 9yo boys (including the one which already knows TWP)

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