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So is this why the Netherlands’ soccer team Is orange? Because of… carrots?

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Yes!
Well, not because of the carrots. But for the same reason carrots are orange.

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Sounds like the title of a poignant memoir written by a misunderstood ginger-haired Dutchman.

If Ed Sheeran was Dutch, it might even be a bestseller!

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But I’d shorten it to: “Because carrots are”

Hello, Mark Eteer? I have book you should publish!

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The few times I’ve been able to practice my French I tend to have the opposite experience. I was in a café in Montreal, went up to the counter and ordered breakfast in French and felt a little proud. Then the employee asked me a question in French, and I was immediately confused and had to drop the ruse. :man_shrugging: This sounds nothing like what I learned in French class

I think it was a very innocuous question like Would you like that toasted?
but I had no idea what she was saying. I better just stick to English.

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But it sounds more pretentious and funny if it’s a longer title. :thinking:

Ooh non, it’s good that you try. And next time you’ll know what they’re asking, maybe.

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:star_struck:

If that language was a woman I would instantly make her the next one to reject me!

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party pooper, nincompoop … - English seems to be a language with a lot of … ehrm, you know? :thinking:

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Ooooo

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And in American English you can say “I’m pooped” to mean “I’m tired” :poop: :zzz:

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Which is exactly what I am now :sleeping:

*snort!*

Great who answers the door now that everyone is asleep?

I didn’t knew that Bavaria is in a different time zone…

No one?
Unless you’re waiting for an important delivery, I don’t see the issue here :grinning:

Well, that’s what neighbors are for!

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True normally I don’t answer the door anyways.

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