In that case, are you perhaps paraphrasing and summarizing part of the prologue?
No I´m pretty sure it was a bit later. There is all sorts of tangents in the book, there is a novella, there are several sonnetts and tales within tales.
Then I guess that’s just this part of the prologue put into practice. (See the bottom of the page I’ll share once my phone gets over its “no uploading until I’m more charged neener neener nonsense.”)
In case we don´t get the chance to talk again before take-off:
Have a good journey and a nice, relaxing, most pleasant holiday, @PiecesOfKate!
Be missing you!
Byesies! 
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Thanks moo-moo! Have a nice few weeks, will miss you toooo! 
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Have a nice vacation! 
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Today I booked some spa treatments for next week (part of my birthday present from my ma).
One of the rules states ‘no spitting or nose blowing in the jacuzzi’. I wonder if that’s following a precedent.
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Ha finally I can use this: 
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The textual description of that is quite funny 
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Wow, Marge really knows how to take a bath!
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It’s the same rule of the instructions manuals:
“If it’s written… then it had happened!”
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Mauritius update:
Spa cat!
Beggar my neighbour!
Chole!
Mauritius fody (but no boobies)!
Punched a rock with my toes (rock won)!
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Kickin’ rocks in the, hot sun
I fought the rock and, the rock won
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How is the current score in this challenge?
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I lost my toe and I lost my fu-hu-hun 
See above-a-boo-a-hoo
But it’s okay, the sea cleaned it 
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Then demand revenge from one of his smaller friends! 
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