Pennywise just might say she’s a fucking clown. 
Everyone here old enough to remember those relaxation tapes possibly thinks that’s what this is. Because I do.
Ooh, I’ve just remembered my mum brought me back the most delicious chocs from Austria once. They’re called ‘Mozart balls’ (not to be confused with the possessive, fnar) - Mozartkugel / Mozart-bonbon:
I’m not even a marzipan fan (despite the nice rhyme) but these were addictive. We then got more from Amazon.
Looks like you get them in Germany too, actually?
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Yep. Should we put them on the truck along with the white Twix? 
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Load 'em up, boys!
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btw: Wouldn’t it be much cheaper for all of us if you migrate to Germany…?
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Wouldn’t complain but that might be Britain’s greatest loss since Bowie.
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Ah, but in Germany they don’t have, um, things. Golden Syrup perhaps. (They sell it here. Don’t try it.)
Dude! You took the words right out of my mouth (I can still see some saliva dripping there)
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Oh, oh, oh! Do they sell Marmite in Germany? I <3 Marmite. I can’t think of any other British food I like tbh. 
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WHAT?
Wait no, they have some decent cheeses. Like Stichelton and Stilton. Some Cheddars are also good. But soda bread might be even worse than American bread. :devil: (there’s angel but not devil?)
How is it made? We have several different kinds of “Golden Syrup”. My picture above shows a German brand.
No, that’s a different thing.
/edit: But yes, you can get it here in Germany too - but not in all shops.
We use the ogre as a substitute.
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or 
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The imps are too lowly; the Japanese ogre might do. (What’s a Japanese ogre?)
A devil.
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