What would you put in Room 101?

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Now that´s a deal! :handshake:

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I’m currently able to shoot water, cold coffee or hand cream.

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Is that a thing that all british women between puberty and menopause can do?

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Certainly. They have also lipsticks with a weapon in it …

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I was about to post that pic of the Austin Powers Fembots, but then remembered you did that before.

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And the lipstick is here:

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:open_mouth:

Yeah, sure…

Except after pregnancy… :milk_glass: :woman_facepalming: :man_facepalming:

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She said currently maybe it only works at a certain time during the month.

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Full moon.

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What you on about POK, We still do! After the wonderful Paul Merton it went to the hands of Nick Hancock and then currently BBC1 about 9.30pm Friday? Him from Fantasy Football, Frank Skinner.

Anyway, I would put people who whistle in public

  • people who don’t like cats

  • racist people, homophobic people, Scottish Nationalists

  • haggis

  • People who roll down the hill every year chasing after that massive round of cheese…

  • Cornish nationalists

  • People who like Mrs Browns Boys

  • Mrs. Browns Boys and its entire production staff and ‘stars’

  • the colour Green

  • Braveheart

  • Mel Gibson

  • People who don’t drink Tea

  • some Welsh people who hate English people, but speak English not Welsh

  • Anyone called Colin

  • Foxhunting toffs

  • Inequality

  • Disney

  • *Big Brother TV show (oh the Irony)

  • Marmite

  • Chocolate Orange

  • American Chocolate / Candy - tastes like cold vomit :face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting:

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See? So many fine Colins!

No, not you! Colins not Collins! Listen more carefullly drummerboy!

OW, my head! Guess I was asking for it… :face_with_head_bandage:

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Yeah! the flapping lot of them!

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and this smug prick

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I think that is…er…nameist!

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What a shame that one evil Colin ruins the name forever…
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Did I already put white chocolate in room 101? I’ll just see myself out now :door:

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Unbeknownst to @yrface that exit he took was the door that directly lead him into Room 101 which is just where he belongs now. :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

Actually, what if room 101 isn´t enough? Can we use Room 237 instead?

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Wow! That’s a looong list there. Yet you missed English nationalists. (Assuming the colour Green already covers anything remotely Irish, including Irish nationalists)

and thanks for putting me in the room 101 at least 5 times with that list :wink:

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