Present!
This guy?
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It’s not the same without Paul Merton 
I definitely agree with that one. Some people really rave about that show. What the crap am I missing?
Don’t make me write another rejection letter! 
If you need me, I’ll be eating Green Triangles and Milk Choc Blocks in my treehouse in the woods 
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What are these? 
May I come with you? I’ll bring some chocolate too… 
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Quality Street chocolates! A British specialty!
Absolutely!! 
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Eh, I´d come too but I guess you´re a bit to far up north for sherwood forest.
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physical distances
problem solved!
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The midlands. Who needs them?
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Oh yeah English & Irish nationalists too. I get on well with Irish people but anything anti-British and or using any kind of justification for unjustifiable terrorism is just wrong.
++ So I am putting all terrorists in room 101 as well. Because, all terrorists are the same they hide behind a flag or someone else’s religion to try to explain their actions
No terrorist or killer for that matter ever had any serious faith
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Haha ha! 
What kind of bastard? All mine even though read are pretty much new condition. How can Amazon call a book Very Good if the spine is broken? Shocking 
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*self-flagellates*
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cat piss on the carpet
A random neighbour cat just almost ran into my house because my door was open(and I was even standing inside it still) but when I screamed (of surprise) it reconsidered.
It might’ve thought you were a fox.
That´s the way it goes in the animal kingdom…
I have been waiting for a day I could post you some Simpsons reference for once!
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nice and pretty girl with a very lethal breath 
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car clubs that drive on small country roads to enjoy the scenery on summer days- and destroying the quiet&peace and gassing all pedestrians/bikers/runners in the process with their oldtimer fumes and rattling.
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