Red doors
Ambiguous red doors
Did you both just post that at the same time?
What if we did…?
Kisses on the check and snip a drink.
I refer you to my belated ghost emoji.
I’m gonna be a party pooper here and say that I responded to Someone’s post.
We’re not that in-sync. (yet)
Or, they (virtually) jinxed each other and now neither is allowed to speak.
Tautology?
What if we are the same person and I’m working hard to put a lot of spelling and grammar errors in my texts to simulate a weird German man?
Obviously means you are going alone to the fair this summer.
Very nice

What if we are the same person and I’m working hard to put a lot of spelling and grammar errors in my texts to simulate a weird German man?
So you represented yourself as a weird German man first, then as a fairly normal British girl afterwards. Interesting order

Very nice
That I spotted it?

That I spotted it?
Yes

Red doors
I see a red door and I want it…

I see a red door and I want it…
Are you sure that you mean a red door and not a red pill…?

Are you sure that you mean a red door and not a red pill…?
A red pill painted black?

A red pill painted black?
I dig, Morpheus
Oh look! It´s Ernie* Jagger!
*watch Weird Al´s fake interview with him for the reference.