Greatest F***ing Football Penaltystopper
Same opposing team?
And what does this have to do with “no gobbing”?
Also no theatrical falling down in agony in the 16 “I’m dying. My leg was ripped off! I’m dead” and then 10 seconds later standing up and running and playing as if nothing happened.
I completely suck at it too, as you are well aware 
Unlike my national team right now 
We are doing a forum bicycle tour through france? 
And ice cream (if the weather is fine)!
Yes… most little kids play soccer in the US. I was OK. For some reason it stops being popular around the teenage years and baseball, basketball, and “American football” become more popular.
Oooo, this is gonna be fun! And I can choose different words for different situations! 
How well you’re playing:
Great Fast-Footed Passing!
What happens to the other players through your actions:
Goalie Falls Flat! Preposterous!!
I played one summer of softball and liked it so much better than any sport we had at school.
Ah 
sorry, my poor English knowledge strikes again! I searched for gab instead of gob, and it means to chat! So I understood that @PiecesOfKate wanted some sort of rule to avoid chatting with @milanfahrnholz instead of caring about the ball! 
That’s why having them in the same opposing team would have made sense. To be honest, while writing teams, I used a balance parameter (quasi specular).
Anyway I think players gob because sweat is salty and they don’t want to swallow it.
That’s my sportive dream: playing footbal with people that are aware they’re not the best and don’t care about but the funny phisical activity!
That would be really great!
To be fair I´d rather chat with @PiecesOfKate than play ball games…why are you all laughing?
Don’t sweat it (ha ha!) I had to look up what “to gob” means too.
Seeing the amount of salt crisps people like here, I don’t think swallowing a bit of salty sweat will be an issue.
Also I never sweated that hard that I could taste it. But that could just be me.
And blood tastes like iron…
Ok, but that’s because you could be in an upsidedown position during Yoga, so the sweat can all drip down in your mouth?
No if the beard wouldn´t stop it sweat could drip into my mouth from above, too.
I played one year of baseball as a kid. It was the year the league decided to switch from pitching machines to letting actual 8-9 year olds pitch… let’s just say it didn’t go well.
So I stuck with just 
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Maybe so!
Wow, you’re not kidding! But it’s only half-time so you never know what the Soccer Gods have planned…
I used to play left back as well…
It looks like the team will have a 1-10 formation, with all of us in defence.
The coaches tried to put me in as a Striker at first, but soon learned I just wasn’t agressive enough. Even if I was fast, I would always panic and pass when I got near the goal (oh, Freud would have a field day with that one).
Germany equalizes!
1-1 
Haha, sorry, I did wonder if people would know what that means after I wrote it
But yeah I can imagine that. ‘Did you see that episode of Black Mirror?’ *ball bounces off Kate’s eye*
Yeah, I guess that’s fair enough. If I was a football player I probably would argue with me. Or the alternate me. It’s just gross 
I kind of like that taste.
You’re just so goth! 
