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IMPORTANT: How do you hang your toilet paper? (Poll)


#41

Kids today with their deosil haberdash and their widdershins hogwash!


#42

btw: The toilet paper in the picture look very plushy. What kind of toilet paper is it?


#43

Actually, in American you say “counterclockwise.” In English they say “anti-clockwise.” In Spanish we say “contra las manecillas del reloj.”


#44

In Finnish, we say myötäpäivään and vastapäivään, which literally translated means to-the-day and against-the-day. Has nothing to do with the toilet paper, though.

But we digress… There is only one way to hang the toilet paper, and that’s over. If you have toddlers or pets, keep them away from the toiler paper. And hang the paper over.


#45

I suppose they say just “clockwise”, being on the other hemisphere and all.


#46

Do you have cats, who steal the toilet paper with their tiny claws?


#47

I married a cat


#48

Did you marry the cat in the court of the crimson king?


#49

They have a song called Cat Food, you were that close! :man_facepalming:

edit: Oh I get it now.

Cat´s food, tiny claws
Toilet paper, scream for more

Good one :slightly_smiling_face:


#50

:joy: We all should start a prog rock band together.


#51

Yes, our first song could be
Death to the Toilet Paper Roll Offenders
i. The Unraveling:

No use to complain if you’re caught out in the rain
Your mother’s quite insane…


#52

Oh wow, when that tune started I fully expected two dudes in overalls at an vcr repairshop talking about current movies while drinking beer!


#53

I was thinking more of a Keystone Cops vibe


#54

That too, but


#55

Vindicated by science!

https://www.inc.com/geoffrey-james/the-correct-way-to-hang-toilet-paper-according-to-.html?cid=readmoretext_aut
’According to science, the correct way to hang toilet paper is “over.” Why? Because “under” vastly increases the possibility that food-poisoning bacteria will spread from the restroom to the rest of the workplace.’

Not that they care in the Quickie Pal.


#56


#57

Now everyone can be happy! :blush:


#58

But don’t they have to place the over paper over the under paper? :thinking:


#59

No, because in this arrangement they don´t even touch each other! :grinning:


#60

Oh wow in Finland they even arrange necktie-like the last piece of paper!!!

Unbelievable.