The best spam mail I ever received was from a German countess.
Unfortunately I can’t access the money unless you first wire me € 100,000. 
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Oh wow, this is turning into a pyramid scheme now! 
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Was it this one?
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Do I spot a mild obsession here? 
Nah, just a very very easy target! 
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Yes, I’m her only remaining living relative. All I have to do is pay € 10,000 or so for some formalities. 
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Do it! 
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Alas, I lost her e-mail years ago. I can probably recreate it from memory if you pay me € 1,000 or so. That should cover about a week of research and writing. 
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Can you loan me 1.000 Euros? 
This reminds me of a really funny youtube spiral I went on about replying to spam.
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The name of the artist is De Es Schwertberger.
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Your quote wasn’t edited out?
No because there was another post in between. They only get edited out, when it´s a full quote that directly follows the post it quotes.
Edit: Ironically it hasn´t happened now for some reason. But it may be in a few months from now. 
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No Fritz-Kola?
Yes, that was a decade ago before we all switched to ribbons 
my Office quote for today
You are doing it again, breaking the Internetz!
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Muahahahaha! 
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But here in my area.
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I´m not excluding mine either, I can´t claim to have been at every single place here! Might not be at the sorts of places I go to.