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Any regrets you want to share?

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:crystal_ball: My reply is no

Oh come on, we´re your friends. We promise not to tell!

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:crystal_ball: Without a doubt

So did you ever ruin the birthday party of a friend by getting drunk and shouting profanities at everybody and then waking up without any recollections only to be confronted by her and finding out you just ended several friendships that past night, though it might turn out it was for the better because you know now that one of them is a bit of a neo fascist, now?

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:crystal_ball: It is certain

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You are almost vicious like me!

:crystal_ball: Most likely

You and me both brother, you and me both.

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Did you drink an entire bottle of grappa once?

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:crystal_ball: Don’t count on it

Now there are only two kinds of dances: The Robot, and the Robo-Boogie.
Would you agree?

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:crystal_ball: Better not tell you now

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You’re waiting until the humans are dead?
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:crystal_ball: Signs point to yes

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Did you poke one?

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:crystal_ball: Don’t count on it

:robot: I’ll just confirm that they’re dead.

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Affirmative!

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Do you dream of electric sheep?

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