Is this a water gun?
No, a gasoline gun. 
Best I could get through security.
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A non-transparent liquid container, through security? Hogwash!
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Believe it or not, but the regular gun has been replaced with a water gun, because people have used it for threats (or someone thought it was used for a threat in a tweet, which resulted in a court case). 
Let me find the article…
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Replace this 
!
They’d better replace these too:
And 
in some cases…
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I see what you did there!
Geez, what happened to those singers?
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Getting a life? How dare you!
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Yes, as a fish I find that one more threatening. As well : 
, 
They’ve been Aladdin Saned.
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Oh, those are flashes drawn onto their faces!
Or just really bad rashes!
Or y’know… ashes to ashes!
(I’m in a rhyming mood today)
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Hey twitter, apple & co.
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!
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Somebody thought it was important to make this particular emoji, with both a sofa and a lamp.
Somebody designed this. As part of their job. 
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It´s…the arts!
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Stop emoji violence, because it´s not like there were more important things to worry about!
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Stopping violent 'moji hands + sending good vibes to the victimised 'moji faces
…what is even happening to this thread
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It got some mojifications…
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We’re just keeping ourselves quietly busy while you’re playing TWP hard mode. And going off topic. Obviously!
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you can all go and kiss your own a**es!
(Hey just trying to nudge back to playing TWP-hard mode + Ransome uncensored)
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