ca-chink!
But only if we transport it there in the Smokey And The Bandit way. Meaning I´ll have to wear a cowboy head shave my beard except the moustache and you´ll have to wear a bridal dress.
Of course! (I didn’t knew that it is forbidden to bring white Twix over the border into the UK?)
No, theses dresses makes me look fat.
I think I would drive the truck instead. I just have to get a dog…
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No, we´d just do it, because it´s more fun. But who knows what will be legal and not when brexit is finally through…
Then I´m still short of a runaway bride and two bumbling cop persuers that I can lure into driving into rivers etc.
That shouldn’t be a problem. We just stop at a church in France and kidnap the bride. Then the police will chase you automatically. And if necessary, I’m sure @PiecesOfKate will jump into your car.
It is france! I bet that´s not even illegal there.
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Belgium, Netherlands? Maybe we could drive through Italy? Hm… Sorry. I mixed that up with Cannonball…
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That’s what I thought when I tried my first root beer ever recently. Because, Monkey Island more than anything else.
Tasted just like mouthwash! I drank half and poured the rest of the can down the drain.
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Yeah, it´s like liquid chewing gum.
Right now I´m dreaming that I´m browsing the TwP forum, listening to smooth 80s tunes and writing about the weirdest things with the other guys…
Actually, that’s real life!
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I’ll be in the boot eating all the Twixes.
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I wish there was a button that says 'I really enjoyed that exchange 
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Yeah that sorta undermines our cunning plan.
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You just have to drive faster than me in the truck. And maybe we can distract her with an English breakfast?
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I would try super cute kittens.
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Gasp!
Gasp!
Ouch, whiplash.
Self-castigation won´t get you out of this!
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Another thing I have to post into two topics because it fits in both.
I dreamed of this song last night.
My dreams, man. I tell ya…
I keep forgetting to post about last night’s dream. I can’t remember much about what happened, but the lucidity interested me.
I was in my aunt’s house (which looked nothing like it actually does), and her cat (she doesn’t have one) had died. Me and my friends and family were trying to find out what had happened.
Then I had a creeping feeling that everything felt ‘too normal’. I started saying to the people there that I think I’m dreaming, or that maybe I’m in one of their dreams, but they just looked at me strangely and said it’s definitely real life.
Then I woke up and thought ‘I need to write this all down before I forget it’ (at this point I remembered a lot more stuff that happened). So I fished around under the bed for my notebook. I couldn’t find my usual one so I wrote it in another one.
Then… I woke up again. Turns out that bit was a dream too.
So I THINK I’m awake now, but who the crap knows.
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