So, I dreamed @milanfahrnholz.
He was living in the same flat complex I live since six months. “What are the odds”, I asked myself, but then I also asked myself “why didn’t we ever meet in person in these six months? Maybe it’s time I go and buzz him”. But then I said “meh, maybe tomorrow”.
I don’t remember the story of the whole dream except that there were old castles and other stuff (I watched Dragon Trainer yesterday) but then I found myself in Disneyland wearing a Guybrush T-shirt, and a worker dressed as the Marquis DeSinge started talking in French and wanted to take a pic of me. He took his reflex and snapped a photo, which exited like a Polaroid. It showed it to me, but it was a pic of younger me in Disneyland with my parents, sister and another person who was the ex boyfriend of a cousin of mine and is a photographer. DeSinge went on explaining in a broken Italian that he was a colleague of said ex boyfriend, that he took that photos years ago, that he recognized me and he wanted to show it to me. And I thought it had to do with the Guybrush vs DeSinge story in Tales of Monkey Island.
My daughters are playing in a playground and I have LOTS of broken green rubber bands in my pockets. Then a tall man, around 60 years old, a little overweight, with a grey mustache and a very German face approaches me and asks in English “so, what are we going to do with all these rubber bands?”. I understand it’s Milan. I say “some ball like in Sam&Max, maybe” (even if it was yarn), he smiles, nods and says nothing else.
We are now in our buildings’ underground parking lot, my daughters are jumping around pretending the floor is trampolines, and I get a call. I leave Milan alone, going where there’s a better reception, and I answer. It’s Gianluigi Buffon, who tells me “you know what I hate? recursion”. I don’t understand, so he continues “do you happen to know what happened to the black Golf?”. “I didn’t do anything to the black Golf”, I answer. “You parked the white Golf last time, did you hit the black Golf? There’s a bump in the front”. “No, that wasn’t me”, I say, but I’m not sure anymore “I mean, I may have touched the black Golf while parking, but I didn’t hit it hard!”.
The end. Yes, pretty anticlimactic.