In Italian we say:
che cazzo vuoi?
literal translation: What dick do you want?
translation: What the hell do you want?
Roberto Benigni then created a famous joke:
Può darsi che anticamente l’uomo avesse più organi sessuali: tre piselli, da cui la famosa frase: “Che cazzo vuoi?”.
It’s likely that in ancient times man had many sexual organs, like three penises, from which the famous sentence: “Che cazzo vuoi?”.
Can I hire you to follow me around and legitimise weird things I say? That could come in so handy…
Is there a title for that position? 
she did! 
I imagine the pay is substantial. 
Or her company is pay enough. 
Actually there is: Gigantic Friggin’ Fucshia Poodle (been there done that)
Oooh, that is so sweet of you to say… what a gentleman
No: Ben There, Dan That:
Waaaaa! I read it two times before I got it! 
Guys, I searched the internet for “friggin’” and I want to share the results of my search with you:
friggin = softened version of fucking.
When you want to curse, but then again don´t.
I thought there has been enough cursing and double entendres already (or make those triple for Kate 
) .
I also like to use the term featherpluckin’.
As in you featherpluckin’ motherfucker!
Get this man a beer on the house.
I use it a lot at work!
*notes down this useful new word*
Hmmm! You know what beer I would like? A fresh Hacker-Pschorr Weissbier!
You know that was aimed at Milan, right?
That beer does look nice though. I like wheat beer, especially Ho-ho-hoegaarden.
Haha… To be honest I didn’t get it… I was just waiting for the chance to talk about this beer I liked a lot while in Abruzzo some weeks ago, it comes from Bavaria too…
Yeah, me too. The less bitter they are, the more I like them.
That’s not the “food thread”.
That’s the “strange food you should really give a try” thread, bitte.
