Ah, come on! We Germans even accepted that Bavaria is part of Germany. Oh. Wait.
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And that although it calls itself a “free state”! 
I just checked. Sardina has their own flag, their own national anthem and their own president. If you count Sardinia to Italy you have to count Canada to the UK!
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I wish it were ours! We’re way too uptight to own a place like that.
And you fought a war to keep the place below!
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Since a couple of days we also have or own football team. Well, it’s been subscribed at CONIFA, not FIFA obviously.
Ok. You asked for it:
Countries in which I have been
Italy (home)+Sardinia 
San Marino
Vatican
UK (England, Scotland, Wales)+Gibraltar
Ireland
Portugal
Spain
France
Belgium
Netherlands
Swiss
Liechtenstein (just passing by, not visiting)
Germany
Austria
Hungary
Denmark
Sweden
Finland
Russia
Greece
Turkey
Tunisia
Namibia
South Africa
Oman (just airport layover)
India
Cambodia
Thailand
Indonesia
Singapore
China
Canada
USA
Mexico
Cuba
Cook Islands
EDIT: Monaco
EDIT: Japan
EDIT: Slovenia
List of all the women I had sex with
Oh, come on, seriously.
List of every single time I pooped
This poop will be hidden
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How the hell you pass by Liechtenstein? You really have to have a good aim to pass through it with no intention of visiting it.
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Highest number of countries I was in at the same time: 3 - Germany, Netherlands and Belgium (in Vaalserberg)
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Doesn’t the autobahn go through the border? I believed so. If not, it’s -1
If you mean the Swiss A1, sorry to disappoint but no 
it follows the border, but the actual border needs to be crossed, the whole Switzerland-Liechtenstein border is on the river Rhein.
Ok. But I forgot Monaco, so I’m even on par again!
Ah darn it, you win! 
(though I did deduct home 
and the airport layover)
Been there a couple of times. But only if you go by the italian name of the bavarian capital!
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Yeah, but you have been in Australia and Iceland… I’d love to. Australia is one of my dreams.
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I forgot Slovenia! I’ve been there only half an hour, when visiting the town of Gorizia/Nova Gorica which straddles the border
I was going to complain that no-one will ever visit Finland, but then I checked Ema’s list of countries to poop in with women, and there it was!
At 5 am in Venice airport I was wondering for a sec as the display said I was going to Monaco, but I was aiming for München/Munich. I did end up in Germany.
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Yeah:
München = German
Munich = French/English
Monaco = Italian
click clack = Xhosa (I´m kidding!)
Isn’t that “Monique”?
No.
München = Finnish.
I’m using this space to tell, that in Germany I have had just a layover in München, but have spend couple of weeks in Mannheim/Ludwigshafen, Frankfurt, Hockenheim, Heidelberg and Neustadt an der Weinstraße.
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