Is the one on the last picture squinting?
It is and it´s the same one in all the pictures.
Aww where was that?
That dumbfounded one is too cute.
That was at the Zoo in Straubing, Lower Bavaria where I was born 25 years before that picture was taken (I was there on my birthday).
At first I wasn´t sure which picture to select but then noticed that it had to be all three of them since they kind of seem to tell a story in that sequence.
At first I read that as you being born in the zoo
I like these ones for that reason
Maybe I was, I can’t remember tbh.
That would be a great opening to a novel.
I’m Milan, and I was born in a zoo.
Wanna share royalities?
I beg your- oh right, yeah sure
So what were you thinking there?
Um. Royal teas, obviously. I never share those with anybody.
Your royal undies wouldn´t be royal anymore if I wore them.
I’m a bit unclear about how we got on to you wearing my underwear, but yes I suspect not
Somehow it always comes down to underwear, I really don´t know why.
That one really came out a lot better than expected!
I think it’s the proportions that tickle me
I used to be a spy.
It all started when my mother, a Pripyat native living in southern Germany, was bitten by a radioactive spider that hopped on a flight from Hiroshima. Little did she know that it wasn’t just any bite, but a male spider depositing sperm. A few months later, when my mother was visiting the zoo, I was unexpectedly born.
Understandably upset with my somewhat spidery features, which have grown less with age, after some shuffling around I was raised in a Spanish Catholic orphanage.