Space Quest: Captain M. Funkloch's Adventures In Space 🚀

[milanfahrnholz]

Just landed on a planet called “Ortega” which I assume, going by the name, is a planet of colombian drug dealers!

[milanfahrnholz]

Let this be a reminder to always put on your sunscreen girls’n’boys!

Oh well let´s look somewhere else how about Phobe´s Hut…huh? Didn´t know she had one? Ah, Pheeblehut!

Sounds nice enough…

“Aiiieee need your clothes your spaceship and your mothacycle!”

Arggghh! And he´s invisible, too!

[PiecesOfKate]

“Aiiieee need your clothes your spaceship and your mothacycle!”

Yeah that invisible dude’s annoying! There are other hazards here too, if you go too far in certain directions. I can tell you them if you like.

[milanfahrnholz]

Look snake:

Not sure if sexual innuendo or not…

[PiecesOfKate]

I would guess so did it kill you? I thought it killed you…

[milanfahrnholz]

did it kill you? I thought it killed you…

Yep, definitely sexual innuendo then…wait, what?

Oh yeah I found at least two other things on this planet that kill me. A scorpion like thing that roams the desert and a thing with teeth and a huge tongue that hangs from a cave ceiling.

It´s like they don´t want good ole Rog to even be here!

Yeah that invisible dude’s annoying! There are other hazards here too, if you go too far in certain directions. I can tell you them if you like.

only just seen this. Yeah I guess I´ve seen a good chunk of them now.

I thought there was some sort of civil habitation somewhere? At least that´s what the scanner on the ship said and also why I´m here, I guess.

[PiecesOfKate]

Oh yeah I found at least two other things on this planet that kill me. A scorpion like thing that roams the desert and a thing with teeth and a huge tongue that hangs from a cave ceiling.

They weren’t even the ones I was going to mention

By the way you might want some help when you get to the shop, as you need to be a bit careful.

[milanfahrnholz]

By the way you might want some help when you get to the shop, as you need to be a bit careful.

Right now I´d be happy to survive two consecutive screens!

[PiecesOfKate]

Haha… By the way don’t worry if you see the terminator landing anywhere - it doesn’t mean he’s about to get you.

[Paul]

That planet is definitely one of the most pant-poopingly tense places in the whole Space Quest universe…

[milanfahrnholz]

I´m on the correct planet though, I´m I?

Oh hey, I just found another death!

[PiecesOfKate]

I´m on the correct planet though, I´m I?

Yes.

Oh hey, I just found another death!

Haa! Is that the lightning one?

[milanfahrnholz]

Yeah. I can´t capture videos as easily as screenshots, otherwise I´d show a video. That animation was real nice.

Yes.

Well, then I should look out for some sort of habitation, I guess…

Friendly faces where ever you look…

[PiecesOfKate]

Some might not mean anything bad. Some might.

Fun fact: there are a total of eight ways to die on this planet.

[milanfahrnholz]

Oh hey, it´s a shop actually!

Hey that´s…racist! Alien racist…Alienist?

[PiecesOfKate]

Maybe it was mistranscribed from ‘ALIENS, COME!’

[PiecesOfKate]

So just be careful what you do in there.

[milanfahrnholz]

there are a total of eight ways to die on this planet.

snake, scorpion, ceiling, lightning. Hey I´m not halfway through the game but halfway through that “sidequest”!

So just be careful what you do in there.

Okay, I´ll watch out. Let´s see what´s inside!

But first…

Number 5!

[milanfahrnholz]

Enjoying all those easter eggs on the postcards!

However being completly devoid of Buckazoids, I´m not sure I can do anything here?

[PiecesOfKate]

I didn’t get that at the time but I do now, heh.

However being completely devoid of Buckazoids, I´m not sure I can do anything here?

Maybe he takes other currency.

That sounded seedy.