Yeah, it’s a typical Flemish expression.
Haha… I thought our ‘spend a penny’ was funny. And ‘going to see a man about a horse’.
One I use quite a lot is ‘going to the tinkle-dinkle-haha room’ (thanks Simpsons!)
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Alas. 
I typed :tear (to end up with something like ;-; ) and I came up with… woman in steamy room.
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Oh look, I found a whole list! 
I have a feeling that quite a few of these were made up by the person who wrote the list, but they’re very amusing all the same. “Point Percy at the Porcelain” 
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In Germany we use some of the too! 
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Percy?
Really?
What a strange name…
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That reminds me of “shoot for the fly” (or something along those lines).
Parking my breakfast
Umm, what?
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We also have one other funny expression for that in Belgium:
“I am going to check whether I am still a boy.”
(Used by males only-obviously)
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Now we are on this trending topic… (after all TWP has proven we get carried away with toilets and paper orientation) does anyone know why they call a toilet a “john”?
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Hello? Anybody there?
Oh crap, they’re all off reading that long list of toilet expressions now…
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That list is hilarious.
‘Backing the big brown motorhome out of the garage’
I’m getting in trouble because I’m supposed to be going to sleep but keep laughing.
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I want to know why! Do you know or are you asking us?
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In Germany we have: “You shouldn’t stop a man if the brown chocolate car is honking…”
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That’s very sensible.
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No I don’t know. It’s not a setup for a joke.
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Change water on the goldfish
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(1000 posts! Now I need only 320 more to beat the thread of the rubber chicken… hehehe)
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