The official travel thread

That’s an impressive amount of travel. I could never put up those numbers, unless we count states as countries, which we probably should to be fair.

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When does a country count? If you drove through it? What if you were on a cruise and your ship was on a particular city but you did not exit so you technically were in the country but you did not set foot on it?

My list:
Italy :it:
Spain :es:
Malta :malta:
Switzerland :switzerland:
Liechtenstein :liechtenstein:
Germany :de:
Austria :austria:
France :fr:
England :uk: <- why no England emoji? It makes no sense
Netherlands :netherlands:
Sweden :sweden:
Belgium :belgium:
Croatia :croatia:
Greece :greece:
Czechia :czech_republic:
Turkey :turkey: :tr:
Egypt :egypt:
UAE :united_arab_emirates:
Israel :israel:
Jordan :basketball_man:t6: :jordan:
Disputed: Oman :oman:, Tunisia :tunisia:

It’s 20 or 22, I expected them to be less.

Edit: I forgot Vatican :vatican_city: and San Marino :san_marino:! 22/24 :smiley:

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I haven’t included situations like that. Only where I disembarked and spent at least a day there.

Ireland
Wales
Scotland
Jersey*
France
Germany
Spain
Portugal
Italy
Monaco
Vatican
Malta
Netherlands
Belgium
Iceland
Turkey
Cyprus
Greece
Poland
Egypt
Mexico
USA
Canada
New Zealand
Australia
Singapore
Fiji
Malaysia
Indonesia
Mauritius

Oh, only 30. The list I had was for my competition with my husband, and we both included England. So I’ve removed that for the purposes of this thread :wink:

*had a bit of dispute over this in the past, but having checked again I’m pretty sure it counts as an independent country - feel free to challenge as I’m sure some people will :stuck_out_tongue:

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This sounds like a thread where you brag about how many women you’ve slept with, without saying how good it was, how long it lasted and what kind of experiences you’ve made.

I like such superficial approaches: So, a.o. I had sex in Austria as well as in Australia and in something between two and three dozens of other countries. Now I would like to go to another planet, naked.

Are you sure?

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So you had sex in about between 24 and 36 different countries of the world.
If you succeeded in doing that each time with a different woman without paying for that, I would be pleased to meet the new international Don Juan.

Yeah, the nudist spaceship were all the horrible things can happen.

I didn’t say it was always with a different woman but I leave this up to your fantasy.

Something told me that you could not say it. :stuck_out_tongue:

You’ll excuse me but I’ll better use my fantasy for my own life, you know. :sunglasses:

Like burning your private parts while frying an egg?

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There is a difference between what you could and would like to say. You also could have slept with more than just one woman in a specific country.

It seems that my cooking style is more advanced than yours.

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I only ever had sex with 5 countries and 2 of them I had to pay for.

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Here is a top 10 list of countries you likely want to have sex with.

Guess who/which won...

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Leather-talia?

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That would benefit me too, but likely would only serve to increase @PiecesOfKate’s lead.

Is that you, Maik?

Which was the kangaroo one?

This is a trick question,

the answer is United Arab Emirates.

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Probably, especially if we include Canadian provinces too :wink: Ahh, Canada… :maple_leaf: :heart:

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That’s not just sex! I’m in love with her! Too bad sometimes I have the feeling she cheats on me… :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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That’s definitely on my bucket list, and in general it sounds like a nice place to be, at least in summer time :slight_smile:.

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That makes me think: how many would those be if we counted the EU as a single nation?

:eu::switzerland::liechtenstein::tr::egypt::united_arab_emirates::israel::jordan::oman::tunisia: and :uk: if we consider Brexit. It’s 10 or 11.

I don’t know where I had sex, but I know for sure I did not poop outside of Europe since I only went out of it on cruises, so I pooped on the ship.

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So maybe you unwittingly pooped onto the ruins of Atlantis, how rude!