I have found this text around the internet… as an italian, it made me laugh, because that’s true 
I’ve added the song references for your convenience.
Expanded list of italian songs which are well known in Italy, but weird to explain to foreigners:
- the one about a Vespa Scooter (50 Special - Lunapop)
- the one where SpiderMan dies, and he’s killed by the coffee industry (Hanno ucciso l’uomo ragno - 883)
- the one about the night before finals (Notte prima degli esami - Antonello Venditti)
- the one about cicadas (Cicale - Heather Parisi)
- the one about a girl named Gianna who had a crocodile and a doctor (Gianna - Rino Gaetano)
- the one where you should ask your mom to let you go buy milk, because we have to talk now (Fatti mandare dalla mamma - Gianni Morandi)
- the one where that damned spring comes way too early (Maledetta primavera - Loretta Goggi)
- the one where happiness is a glass of wine and a sandwich (Felicità - Al Bano & Romina Power)
- the one about the belly button of the world (L’ombelico del mondo - Jovanotti)
- the one where a man realizes that he doesn’t know basic geometry after seeing another man (Triangolo - Renato Zero)
Which game comes to your mind?
Please, do me a favour: can somebody write my favourite Lucasfilm game’s name in a wrong way?
Zach MacCracker? 
Zak McKraken?
Nekcarkcm Kaz?
Zak Pigeon McKracken
This sounds like Campanian profanity slang! 
Zak, have you ever noticed before that your name spelled backwards is… Kaz? 
It’s the same, old thing, since the 1989…™
There’s a new Clawfinger song:
This is my playlist on SoundCloud.
Themes are:
C64/Amiga
Horror
The last ninja
Blip blop
80ies
Best played on “shuffle”
Il Canto degli Italiani 
Were you watching some sport event? 
Yes 
I was watching a recording of the Formula 1 Italian GP.
'80s stuff