Your song-of-the-day, based on your current mood

Yesterday I dreamt that Ron opened a TWP Forum theme park (note: not a TWP theme park - a TWP forum theme park). Everything was blue and there were slides and rollercoasters and there was a train that went through different stations named after the forum members and I got to know every one of you.

Today I dreamt the beginning of the Real Monkey Island 3a™. There was child Guybrush at home speaking with his parents about how he needed to be an adult again because he’s a pirate and stuff, and the father was upset that the child had a split personality problem and said “why can’t my son be just like the other kids?” and the mother was like “honey, please, not in front of little Guybrush”.

What’s your diagnosis, doc?