Well as it turns out it´s more secure to stay indoors, today…
More secure? 
Because of the hordes of bikers, cyclists and pollen?
I was refering to the incident in Münster. I hope you don´t know anybody in the area.
@Someone’s at work. He doesn’t see the news…
EDIT: writing simultaneously
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Today: Sun
Me: Working
Tomorrow: Rain
Me: Holidays
(I can’t help myself, but something is going wrong in Germany…)
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Ah, calm your tits Heinrich Heine!
Turns out what I thought was the moon is actually a stain on my window…
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And what do you object to? The profanity or the deep cut literary reference? I thought one might outweigh the other, but whatever…
It’s @PiecesOfKate! She would never reference the … you know what. She’s a gentlewoman!
Neither - I just thought it was a curious phrase 
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At uni my friend and I went through a phase of saying ‘that’s the tits!’ meaning something’s really good.
Now I’m not sure if I have to withdraw my last post…
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I know that one. It´s funny that it can both mean positive and negative(without the “the” and spoken in an angry voice).
And americans don´t use that I think.
I’ve never heard it used in a negative sense - apart from ‘tits-up’ (‘it’s all gone tits-up!’) and that just sounds painful.
I think I have but don´t remember where.
I like tits.
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Me too. But you should be careful if you have a pussy. Because pussies like to eat tits.
You don´t want a pussy eating tits.
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The McKracken Mansion Mansion?
It’s not raining now, but in a few hours it’s going to rain that God sends her (literal, word by word translation from an Italian way of saying that means rain cats and dogs).
And my mother-in-law is coming to town. I wonder whether the weather* has something to do with this.
*I know it’s Season 14, @milanfahrnholz. Forgive me.
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I didn´t even recognize it. But I´ll admit that there are single jokes from later seasons now and then that aren´t that bad, while the show stopped working as a whole long ago.